captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

ohhhh im such a tiny drake i hope the dumb zelda puzzle doesn’t gobble me up 

tumblr marked this as NSFW and i disputed it which means ol’ tiebelt had to look at my shitty uncharted vore joke and manually agree that it’s TECHNICALLY not nsfw and that is so much more fulfilling than the joke itself 

weeb-potato:

pochowek:

get your kids vaccinated

mushroom-cookie-bears:

jacobtheloofah:

hey quick question what fucking dimension are we even in anymore

sega’s gonna fucking kill bubsy

no its not a threat, its a warning.

sesca:

andreaszchen:

ultrafacts:

Source: [x]

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oh my god the reviewer’s note though

Dahahaha the paper has been cited at least 60 times

wonderful-disney-recpies:

Winnie the Pooh-  Pooh Bear’s Pussy Poppin’ Pasta

“Oh Bother…” - Pooh Bear

WHAT YOU’LL NEED

• 1 Box Elbow Pasta
• 1 Cup shredded Colby jack
• ½ Cup Shredded Cheddar
• 2 Cups Melissa & Doug Washable Yellow Poster Paint
• 1 Generous tbsp Cream Cheese
• 2 Bars of Butter
• ½ Cup Heavy Cream
• 1 tbsp pepper and salt

HOW TO MAKE IT

1. Boil
2. Combine

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mayasexual:

goshdaggett:

So I went to the eye doctor, right, and I sit down to fill out the paperwork like you do and the lady was like “Thanks, Doctor Doctor will be with you in a moment” and I was like why did she say doctor twice that’s weird but then I looked at the business cards on the table and his name was actually Dr. Chad Dockter and I looked around and the other assistant caught my eye and just nodded like “You just had the moment didn’t you”

Chad saw his chance and took it

willvern:

More WiPness feat. an inconsistent art style and SAI 

adulthoodisokay:

werewolfhusband:

elcomfortador:

For the “Marcia Brady talks weird” file, the bizarre way she pronounces the word “werewolf.”

this is fucking incredible

essynkardicks:

not exactly porn but might as well be
also probably the first sfw thing ive actually drawn in months