ketchupcapacity:

matt-ruins-feminisms-shit:

hooligan-nova:

nflstreet:

Shakira Law

Do we start with:

1. The fact that this is clearly supposed to be the One Ring from Lord of the Rings

2. “Shakira Law”

3. The implication that children either know arabic or will become muslims by eating a donut.

4. “Free Islamic Donut”

5. or that starbucks is giving kids weird donuts for free and expects there to be no questions about the intricate writing.

One donut to fool them all 

6. Starbucks doesn’t sell donuts

dabneycoleperson:

sjwpanderer:

ted cruz is gonna kill a supreme court judge

zodiac killer strikes again

augustnook:

aries: bill cipher

taurus: sans

gemini: wheatley

cancer: junkrat

leo: that new skull dude from pokemon fuck if i know his name

virgo: loki

libra: the onceler

scorpio: the clock from don’t hug me i’m scared

sagittarius: komaeda

capricorn: gamzee

aquarius: kylo ren

pisces: pick any one of the white dudes from supernatural

little-inkstone:

wellfine:

clown-from-the-neck-down:

wellfine:

green dad is moved

Not pictured: Vegeta with a mug that say’s WORLD’S BEST DAD

It’s okay Veggie, Bra will give you the best dad cup and then call you lame when she’s a teen and you grow a mustache

cursedgem:

Pretty Brutal

Plus:

plasticroyal:

this is literally your mum at the start of every pokemon game

nipahdubs:

sushinfood:

masked-perfection:

lokislongluscioussantahat:

coll-of-the-haunted:

zelda-in-a-tutu:

impmon:

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

beginning of joke

i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me

Well, I guess you’re missing the

 I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.

Can we always call it that oh my god

Help

IT’S PUNCHLINE DAMMIT