Silver Tongue

yorickish-deactivated20220112:

kata4a:

concrete meaning “not abstract” predates concrete meaning, you know, the material, by about two hundred years or so

guy who invented concrete was like “this is the least abstract thing I’ve ever seen”

jitterbugjive:

jitterbugjive:

here’s a hot take

what if Adam and Eve weren’t inherently pure and good when they were first made, but were more like animals in that they could do horrible nasty things without a conscience, and learning about good and evil only just made them have a moral compass which made them less likely to be the war criminals that otters are

also if someone were to try to argue “well in the Garden of Eden all animals were peaceful”

then why the fuck did God design predators, unless animals were monstrous little bastards on the outside and the Garden of Eden was just a weird little menagerie where everything was vegan

i mean thats not far off. adam was made to stroke gods evil and eve was made to stroke adams dick because lilith had self respect and didnt need adam OR god. before the apple, they were basically animals serving a single function

kihaku-gato:

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liquidstar:

death the kid is such a… weird character. i cant think of another character like him because he’s so weird. like, he’s the son of the grim reaper with horrible ocd and perfectionism issues and also he dresses like a preppy goth in full tuxedo but he also rides a skateboard named beelzebub and does cool tricks on it whenever presented the opportunity also he has guns. none of those character traits sound like they belong to the same person. hes somehow both the coolest and lamest character in the show. 

he hold gun like this

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those guns are two women

and those women are cowgirls from Brooklyn

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littlemisspipebomb:

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nitewrighter:

finalvortex:

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andthentheywilleatthestars:

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patrickdiomedes:

katy-l-wood:

I don’t think we talk enough about how, despite the presence of multiple globes, PotC takes place on a flat earth, ice wall included.

I’m gonna need some elaboration here

They literally sail over the edge of it after passing through a hole in a wall of ice. They fall off. They get back to the other side by passing through the whole ocean.

But also there’s a globe on, like, everyone’s desk.

#it’s like lord of the rings#it’s only flat for pirates

You get it.

No, but this is actually (sort of) canon.

See, part of the conceit of the PotC trilogy is that all myths are true. Nearly every supernatural element in the franchise has a root in some real world mythology or pirate lore, although some of them are mashed together.

Another thing is that they take place at the end of the Golden Age of Piracy, and the more the map gets filled in, and the more the Royal Navy takes power, there less room there is for the mystical and supernatural in the world. This is explicitly called out in At World’s End with the death of the kraken:

Barbossa: The world used to be a bigger place.
Jack: The world’s still the same. There’s just… less in it.

The only way to access the world of the supernatural is through the supernatural itself. You can only get to the Isla de Muerta with Jack’s compass that points to whatever you desire, or if you already know where its is. You need Tia Dalma’s map to find the edge of the world. To access the supernatural, you need to already be immersed in it.

The pirates world isn’t flat, it’s round - but because the edge of the world exists in myth, it therefore exists in reality. The pirates are able to find it through supernatural means, but if, say, someone like Norrington just sailed in the same general direction, he wouldn’t end up in the same place.

“Pirate” is a mage subclass fueled by word of mouth, rule of cool, The Power of Belief/Love/Friendship, and rum.

Mostly rum.

Warhammer space orks, but on a boat

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horses can’t fall over

is that so? *puts a banana peel in front of a horse* 

oh what’s th-AAARRRRGGGHHHH

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this is how he can escape plinko

jitterbugjive:

bedeviled-dotty:

bedeviled-dotty:

Will update this post with new pages and reblog them temporarily so people get the new page on their dash.

Pages 8/10

New page just added!

if anyone notices a mistake on the most recent page

don;t bother pointing it out

I lost the original file save for the inks and I am not doing this shit over again

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ndiecity:

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vultureseye:

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zvaigzdelasas:

I’ve literally said for years but the idea of mind control being real is more valuable as propaganda than actual mind control

“Brainwashing” as a concept was invented by Edward Hunter, a CIA-funded writer, to explain away why US troops captured by communist forces during the Korean War were so amenable to their Evil Totalitarian Captors. It definitely wasn’t that they were treated well (far better than the US treated its captives); with POWs allowed to cook their own food, organise sports competitions, and one black soldier even allowed to travel to Beijing to attend university - a privilege he wouldn’t have had back home - nor could it have been that any of these people saw any truth in communist theory. No, the real explanation must be that the communists had developed some nefarious means of controlling peoples’ minds, the same technology which they must have used on their own people to make them all support communism so wholeheartedly!


My great grandfather was a Russian POW during WWII. He was sent to the gulag.

He was one of the “lucky” ones.

He got back.

The amount of FUCKERY his subsequent behaviour caused my grandmother, and therefore my father and yes, therefore ME cannot be overstated. Like. Encanto gives a teeeny tiny idea of what generational trauma is.

The reality is fucking worse.

He was tortured. He was broken. He behaved so atrociously that my great grandmother, a woman in a country with no divorce, had to leave him with 4 children, 3 of whom young to very young.

I won’t go into the details. But the trauma of that lived in his daughter behaviour toward her son, and in his grandson my father.

DON’T. Come to me. And. Praise the URSS treatment of POW.

Fucking don’t.

Signed: somebody who had to live among the ruins

damn that’s crazy. what did your grandfather do to end up in a soviet pow camp during wwii

this is legitimately the perfect copypasta

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Why do these people always have default icons too

Psychic Soviet mind control torturer: “This is the Disney’s Encanto of torturing Nazis with my brain powers.”

redradcomrade:
“omghotmemes:
“Europeans do not care
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Neither do usAmericans
Behind the numbers: Meta’s nightmare on Wall Street
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i for one welcome facebooks stock prices dropping

stealthboy:

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couldn’t resist adding the rest

demilypyro:

legodotcom:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

I still don’t get what celeste was about ngl

Badeline represents…. I dunno… anger? She has to accept that she has anger? Is that what it’s about?

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I didn’t relate to it

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How does hugging my evil twin and climbing a mountain with her tell me how to have less anxiety

Because it made her more confident in herself, beating a mountain is a pretty big accomplishment and a great booster of self-esteem

I guess I can see that? Doesn’t the whole game say that climbing the mountain doesn’t actually mean or do anything, though

i thought it was about gender dysphoria and trans realization.