Tumblr has reached critical Mothman saturation. This is how you get cryptid burnout, guys.
you could literally write a post like “my girlfriend Mothman holds my hand in the swamp and gives me moth kisses, which are like butterfly kisses but nocturnal” and it’d get thousands of notes
let’s hear it for the Jersey Devil or Mongolian death worm or something for once
The mongolian death worm sucked my dick behind an arbys
i drank 7 mountains dew and astral projected to fight a kraken
y’all mind if i
Nessie is gay and in a long-distance relationship with her nonbinary girlfriend, the Dover Demon
Brilliant trap idea. Time to adapt it for primitive use. ¥
Okay, but, let’s say you forget about it, mouse get’s in, and slowly and painfully dies of starvation. How in the name of anything is that humane.
That’s… literally how all live traps work, dude. They have not yet invented traps that teleport the mice away. Even lethal traps need to be checked often so you don’t have mouse corpses rotting under your cabinet.
The only alternative is just letting mice infest your house and doing nothing about it.
i understand the historical reasons why English is the most common language
but if I was writing a speculative fiction novel
and I said “the language that most people learn as a second language, usually for professional reasons, is also the only one with a spelling system so terrible that spelling words correctly is a broadcasted competition”
you’d be like “extremely unrealistic 0/10”
i never thought of this, do other languages not have spelling bees?
Today someone told me about how their sister used to work in a hospital that provided abortions. She said that she could hear the aborted babies,that hadn’t died yet, crying in the trash cans. If there was ever a reason to be prolife this is it. Because no child should be thrown out with the trash.
That person fucking lied to you.
my cousin used to work in a hospital that provided abortions and the walls would OOZE GREEN SLIME
Fun fact: In my first year at college, I overheard a conversation in the student lounge where a girl was saying she was pro-life because she heard that abortions are done by pouring acid in the uterus and the fetus literally tries to run away. I tried really hard not to laugh.
I heard abortions are performed by funneling in rabid wolverines into the uterus.
It’s true, my dad works for Abortendo.
they also forgot to tell you the part about how the nurses have a basketball shootout with them and yell “kobe” everytime they get one in the trash
I heard that it’s preformed by blasting country music right into the womb until the fetus just dies
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
