Client: Yes,
we’re fine with the £500. We’d rather not pay the VAT.
Me: But… We have to.
You contracted for a service, I provided it, you pay my bill plus the
government’s tax, I pay the government that tax that you give to me.
Client: Yes, but
we were wondering if you could simply claim it as an expense. We’d save the 20%
and you’d save your tax as well. It’s a win for everyone!
Rules lawyer players are the worst dude. the DM is there to make a good story, the rules come secondary.
if the DM is doing their job right nobody should complain about the rulings as long as they aren’t trying to find stupid loopholes in specific wordings.
honeymoon
rose, sprawled across the bed, phone in hand: Siri, are nectarines just peaches for heterosexuals?
kanaya: Can You Ask Her If Kay Jewelers Has A Refund Policy Also Because Im Starting To Think That This Wedding Band Wasnt My Smartest Buy
rose, after about six seconds of typing: Custom engraved items are permanent, unfortunately.
kanaya: If I Offered My Wedding Band To A Humble Nectarine Farmer In Exchange For Her Wares How Many Barrels Of Delicious Valid Fruit Do You Think I Would Leave With
rose: Maybe like four?
kanaya: Hmm
kanaya: Do You Think I Could Persuade Her To Bump It Up To Five
GOD does anyone remember the rivalry between “fandom/hipster” blogs before it morphed into the dichotomy of “shitpost” and “aesthetic” blogs and then, whatever it is we’re all doing now
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
