The tooth fairy is fae propaganda
It teaches your kids that it’s ok to invite the Fae into your home and sell them parts of your body
I feel like this post woke me up to something evil
Original Yugioh:
genericly voiced guy: I summon rock golem and place 2 cards face down. I end my turn
Jonouchi: He looks strong, but I bet yugi has something planned
4kids dub:
some guy who sounds like a muppet from the southwest: Ah summon the stone cold Rock Golem! An he’s gonna rock your world! Now i throw 2 cards face down!
Joey Wheeler: Nyeh, that there rockhead’s no match for my pal Yuge!
Man the 4Kids dub was good.
How the beta kids met
Jade on yahoo answers: Is it normal to not have a belly button??????
Hi I’m 7 and I dont live around a lot of people so I wanted to know, is it normal that I dont have one??????Dave: thats a fucking stupid question of course no one has belly buttons thats just a lie that the Big Media pushes to make us all feel bad about ourselves
John: I guess its not TOO weird!!!!! I’m the same age and I don’t have one either :B
Rose: Hello, I’m a doctor and this is a sign of a terrible illness. Sad to say it but you are all going to die by age 10. There is no hope for you now. God Bless your young soul.
Tumblr: We want complex villains!
Tumblr: But they can’t do anything villainous or complex ever.My favorite quote on this is Lemony Snickett when a school district banned his book due to the marriage plot by the villain.
He merely responded
“I’m sorry, but I’m at a loss on how to write a villain that doesn’t do villainous things.”
oh yeah, i guess i never posted this pic i made for the 2017 calendar
LOWASbound is one of my favourite flashes tbh
“Broflake. Can you use it in a sentence?”
“My last post about the Wonder Woman screening brought an instant avalanche of broflakes into my comments.”
broflake is basically this put into one word
