feminishblog:

whydontihatemarrymyself:

vajoochie:

how do boys look good without makeup

#you’re socialized to accept faults in our skin

thats it. thats literally it. entirely. for serious though

One of the realest things i’ve ever read. I think about this all the damn time.

afraiddave:

I love that it never occurs to any of the boys to wonder why Garfield was growing a new Magnus body because of course he was, that’s just such a creepy in character thing for him to do.

I always figured garfield was some sort of seer and knew they would need magnus’s body

christopher-reeve:

pkmndaisuki:

i watched this opening numerous times as a kid. only now do i notice that she’s levitating the paper.

Why tho? The table is right there she’s so extra..

to practice levitating shit

pesky-plumbers:

In celebration of Super Mar10 Day, I’d like to present a list of fetishes present in the Mario franchise:

Macrophilia

Furry

Inflation

Weight Gain

Crushing

Mpreg

Water Bloating

Vore

mituna:

you get a notification for an update. there is no update. the comic is gone

the epilogue is released. its a two hour loop of karkalicious

hiveswap is delayed to 2018. on new years eve, hussie personally comes to your house and smashes your computer

snapchat updates. terezi finds vriska in your room. she was in your room the whole time

archatlas:

Flatland II by Aydin Büyükta

A series of images by Turkish digital artist and photographer Aydin Büyükta inspired by Edwin Abbott’s book “Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions.

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chefpyro:

If I ever decide I want to partner with any big name companies I’ll be totally fucked cause I don’t think there’s a single one I haven’t harshly criticised yet

what about charmin?

falloutcipher:

i can’t believe my dreams of garfield doing a cover of the fantasy costco theme were finally fulfilled

yourplayersaidwhat:

A 5e party consisting of a wood elf monk, a gnome wizard, a half elf bard, and a halfling barbarian (me)
For background info: we need to get am item from a giant chief, so while our wizard tries to cast Geass to convince her, a pair of hobgoblins detect him and try to stop him with a spell of their own

Me: I shout out to the chief calling the hobgoblins traitors who are attempting to hurt her with magic. *rolls 2 persuasion - 1 charisma"
DM : Do you even speak giant?
Me: Oh they don’t speak common?
DM: “Ok well you shout your message out in common to the Giants” *rolls wisdom for Giants to see if they believe me and rolls a 2 with a negative 1 wisdom mod* “they don’t think you’re a liar, but they also don’t believe you”
Monk: I back the barbarian up in his claims since I actually speak giant *rolls a 3*
DM: *Rolls nat 1 wisdom* “Ok now they start to question the hobgoblins, I can’t believe this is working right now”
Bard:“ I cast shatter on the hobgoblins and claim that they cast it and are trying to hurt the chief” *rolls above 20 persuasion*
DM: “Hahaha ok ok, so the giant chief covers her ears and orders for her minions to stop the magic casting hobgoblins”

We then proceeded to kill both hobgoblins while the wizard stayed back channeling his spell, in the end we got the conch and were able to walk out of an infested giant community without fighting any actual Giants.