Silver Tongue
swampgallows:
“ kasaneteto:
“MILLIMETERS OF BONE
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slimetony confirmed for chad
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swampgallows:

kasaneteto:

MILLIMETERS OF BONE

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slimetony confirmed for chad

tsundereforcoffee:

captainsnoop:

how the human brain works:

electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s called clinical depression.

my biology textbook said it was more like a sauce

transstudent:
“ transstudent:
“The U.S. Department of Education’s recent declaration that Title IX applies to trans students has clarified trans rights in education. This graphic shows just a few, but you can learn more here.
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Just a reminder that...

transstudent:

transstudent:

The U.S. Department of Education’s recent declaration that Title IX applies to trans students has clarified trans rights in education. This graphic shows just a few, but you can learn more here

Just a reminder that even if Trump has withdrawn his administration’s support for trans students, Title IX still applies to us!

thosewerethe90s:

Spice World was a cinematic masterpiece and fuck you for thinking otherwise.

I mean, the effects alone in this movie are just mind-boggling

sapphoshands:

stuckinreversemode:

Ellen Introduces ‘Oh Straight People!’

i can’t remember now what i was researching, but somewhere in the last couple of years i ran across an article somewhere looking at the cost of ellen’s coming out, specifically in the context of how deliberately curated the reclamation of her image on the first several years of her talk show was.  how non-threatening.  how neutered.  how careful she (was/had to be) not to say anything that was too… well… gay for mid-afternoon middle america.  i think the article touched on how she still made a statement with her presence and presentation, including dancing in a way that was very deliberately designed not to be packaged for the male gaze, and of course following her relationship with and wedding to portia etc that’s gone by the wayside quite a bit.  but it’s still just really fucking cool to look at a woman who thought she might never work again after the backlash from ‘the puppy episode’ and see her now just flat-out going ‘straight people are ridiculous, guys, amirite’ without apology.

thoodleoo:
“ thoodleoo:
“this is from the wikipedia page for hades and have no idea if it’s true or not but i really hope it is because there are few things funnier to me than the idea of hades in the underworld banging on the ceiling with a...

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

this is from the wikipedia page for hades and have no idea if it’s true or not but i really hope it is because there are few things funnier to me than the idea of hades in the underworld banging on the ceiling with a broomstick because the mortals upstairs are slapping the earth at 3 am to get his attention

5 or so people have tagged this with ‘1-800-ARE YOU SLAPPING’ and i’d just like to say y’all are people after my own heart

toast-potent:

toast-potent:

lesbianrey:

“i hope rick’s next favorite sauce is free healthcare” is one of the funniest phrases in the english language

wasn’t that shit bitch-ass caeser’s fault because he invented july and august for him and his triflin nephew or whoever the fuck

oh wrong fucking post

bowtochris:

chromalogue:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

You’ve opened this can of worms, now lie in it,

neckbearcl:
“ donovonshepard:
“ neckbearcl:
“ little known fact: this piece is incomplete, before writing the final words banksy became consumed by hubris and jacked off so hard to his artistic genius that he died. the intense blood splatter is what...

neckbearcl:

donovonshepard:

neckbearcl:

little known fact: this piece is incomplete, before writing the final words banksy became consumed by hubris and jacked off so hard to his artistic genius that he died. the intense blood splatter is what was left upon climax, suggesting that banksy was going to mold this piece into his magnum opus before his great fall. in mourning of this tragic event, residents of nyc suggested that banksy now be referred to as Banksy, The Big Jerk Off.

AHAHAHAHAHAH

hahahahahahaha

*wiping a single tear from my eye*

that is the SADDEST attempt at bullshit i’ve read in a while on here.

nothing gets past this guy

drawing-prompt-s:

a messenger from the void