Silver Tongue
whenallsaidanddone:
“ loricameback:
“ sourcedumal:
“ faramon:
“ ilovemysassysuperman:
“ itskalynbitch:
“ notanotherginger:
“ Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real.
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whenallsaidanddone:

loricameback:

sourcedumal:

faramon:

ilovemysassysuperman:

itskalynbitch:

notanotherginger:

Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real. 

I think I’m in love.

She’s so tiny.

But she could kill me.

Great.

^ That

I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.

I can’t stop watching!!

Tiny little ball of wow

caitallolovesyou:

bigboomer101:

totallynotzelda:

skeleton-zone-192000:

officialfist:

newkidsonmycock31:

assbaka:

scottbaiowulf:

punchsportsandpunchlines:

jovan:

babydreamgirl:

zodiacbaby:

uvsunglassesfordogs:

did you know that before they decided on a cgi baby for the twilight movie they had planned to use this ANIMATRONIC baby

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feel like this also begs the question: why did the people who were in charge of this consider two alternatives for this character instead of just, like, a real human baby. i can’t imagine you couldn’t just nab some newborn off a crew member or friend

I want to die!!!!

this is the funniest post I’ve seen on tumblr in forever

I have never seen these movies in their entirety and was unaware there was a cgi baby in it so I am posting this gif of a scene I discovered was genuinely used in the movie twilight unironically

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Is that when the werewolf falls in love with the baby

Because that was a thing, the werewolf falls in love with the baby

“Oh I wasn’t in love with YOU! I was in love with the baby inside of you all along.” Because that’s a regular thing to write, STEPHANIE. MEYER.

can you blame him i mean that is one hot baby

SO THATS WHERE IT COMES FROM IVE BEEN USING

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FOR YEARS I NEVER KNEW IT WAS FROM TWILIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHA

what the fuck

reason why they didn’t use a real baby: who would trust vampires and werewolves with their child?

They say that the crew who made her had lost the animatronic and that she is still out there. Aparently some of the crew members are afraid to find her again

This was a weird and wild ride from start to finish.

I, for one, hope that animatronic is in Hell where it belongs. lol

carnival-phantasm:

carnival-phantasm:

God, I really wish I played Fallout New Vegas around the time it was released. I can only imagine the joy of convincing your friends who were also disappointed with Fallout 3 to buy New Vegas just by spoiling the kind of bullshit that happens in the game completely out of context

Me: “So the angry mailman finally arrives at Las Vegas, which is just like the real one. That Woody Robot stalker I told you about tells him to visit Walt Disney and his robot girlfriend, but my mailman is PISSED and goes straight to Chandler Bing’s casino for an express delivery of whoop-ass. I end up having a drink with Chandler and he tells me about how he became the leader of his tribe of dudes in suits and his plan of conquering the shitty desert with Disney’s animatronics.”

Friend: “…huh. Wasn’t Elvis the boss of Las Vegas though?”

Me: “No, Elvis and his cute cyborg dog rule Las Vegas’ ghetto, although the murderous laser merchants and that brothel with the ghoul cowboy prostitute and robot fister are pretty influential too. These factions are very complex”

Me: “My current companion is a lady specialized in stealth.”

Friend: “Don’t tell me she’s one of those cliche sexy spy ladies clad in black and-”

Me: “ She is a sweet sweet grandma who was turned into a Nightkin, a sneaky Super Mutant. She tells me about her grandchildren all the time and how she used to bake them cookies and stuff, she’s so nice!”

Friend: “…she is what?”

Me: “Her weapon is a bigass sword. Well, actually it’s a helicopter blade she strapped to a piece of wood using leather belts, but she uses it as a sword.”

Friend: “Are you making this up as you go?”

Me: “She has Dissociative Identity Disorder but she’s already on meds and I think mailman is a very supportive friend! She is his grandma now. Here’s a pic of her.”

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Friend: “????”

Me: “I love my grandma.”

Reasons why Ghost Pokemon are the best
charuchii:
“ amatasera:
“ tastefullyoffensive:
“100 to 0
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IMMA FUCKING KILL YOU
oh wait this is actually pretty good thank you
”
he attac but then he snac
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charuchii:

amatasera:

tastefullyoffensive:

100 to 0

IMMA FUCKING KILL YOU

oh wait this is actually pretty good thank you

he attac but then he snac

I want a pangolin Pokémon :(
Anonymous
the 2020s are also going to be called the “roaring 20s” but this time its because everyone will always be in a fursuit the whole time

ladygolem:

the rawring twenties ^w^

mothbug:

if anyone needs a moment of peace, please enjoy this view I shared with a lovely little gentleman of the woods today

p0rygan:

strawberrykit-kat:

flanoirbunny:

paulthebukkit:

THE SAGA CONTINUES

(Source: https://twitter.com/mwi1me/status/921971908433780736)

twitter user Yamahamu is a fucking hero

@p0rygan

fucking beautiful

vrumblr:
“4-panel horror story.
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4-panel horror story.