officialkeikoandgilly:

shamrockjolnes:

five-cats:

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?

I can confirm they will say, “Oh baby don’t hurt me; don’t hurt me”, no more.

pitzips:

the room i live in was originally supposed to be a storage closet, so every 15 minutes the motion sensitive light turns off and this happens

the flailing keeps me humble

priestessamy:

thetrippytrip:

In solidarity with #ADayWithoutWomen and #InternationalWomensDay we will be temporarily deactivating all heterosexual content on our site. It is important to remember women are not simply sex objects but are our equals and deserve respect.

I never thought I’d see social justice pornhub but here we are

WHAT IS THIS FUCKING WORLD

charlesoberonn:

gaylalondes:

second collab with @acenepeta !!!

serpentmythos:

davros00:

anonymouscomrade:

dgtalronin:

opalmermaid:

faisdm:

chocolate-covered-portals:

airbenderedacted:

catchday:

Full-scale Portal turret

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TO STICK THIS THING LIKE IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM OR AROUND A CORNER IN SOME HALLWAY OR SOMETHING AND JUST WATCH THE LOOK PEOPLE’S FACES WHEN THEY RUN INTO IT

No.

The most evil place to put it would be in a dark hallway at a University games design dept. Full of half-asleep people who know exactly what it is.

“HEL-LO”

“Shiiiiiiit!” *leaps back around the corner*

“ARE YOU STILL THERE~?”

*sobbing*

I NEED 10000 OF THESE

Always to be reblogging Aperture Science technologies

I’ll buy two if they can rig it up to shoot nerf darts

@jencforcarolina

@nachoatitagain

owlturdcomix:

For sharing:

Long-ways | Box-ways

no. especially not now when I’m seriously broke due to having to pay off my grandmothers bills. I am open for commissions though.

peoplegettingreallymadatfood: