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ryukodragon:
“ gallusrostromegalus:
“ 0somethingcool0:
“ kayla-bird:
“ surfcommiesmustdie:
“ nevergonnawalkpastafez:
“ surfcommiesmustdie:
“ rose-on-the-mountain:
“ drtanner:
“ thischick25:
“ tardishobo:
“ IM LAUGIHNG HARDER THAN EVER RIGHT THIS...

ryukodragon:

gallusrostromegalus:

0somethingcool0:

kayla-bird:

surfcommiesmustdie:

nevergonnawalkpastafez:

surfcommiesmustdie:

rose-on-the-mountain:

drtanner:

thischick25:

tardishobo:

IM LAUGIHNG HARDER THAN EVER RIGHT THIS SECOND

Reblogging this again because Chris just made me realize that sheep are so stupid that I can’t even think like them:

These sheep? They are actually running away from the car.

They are so stupid that they’re following each other in a circle around the thing they are running from.

SHEEPNADO

when your group cohesion is set higher than your flee response distance.

Moshpit

This is actually called a sheep cyclone and it happens because sheep don’t have a hierarchy. In most herds, whichever animal is the leader will sense danger and take off running. The rest of the herd takes it’s cues from the leader and follows. Sheep, on the other hand, don’t have a leader. If the flock runs, they run, and they follow whatever fluffy tail happens to be in front of them. Usually, this works out fine for the sheep. Occasionally, however, the sheep in the front starts following the fluffy tail of the sheep in the back so the whole flock ends up running in circles, going nowhere fast.

sheeps are morons lmao

is this what the doggos are for

@gallusrostromegalus

This is, to my understanding, excactly WHY we have both herding and livestock guardian dogs.  Sheep are… really amazingly dumb most of the time.  

Then, once in a while, you get one sheep that’s Entirely Too Cunning and that’s when all hell breaks loose.

@buttersheeps

perpetualwhirlpoolofconfusion:

athanatosora:

Inktober Day 1 - The Dreamer (Inverted Ink)

Holy shit everyone look at this!!!

maokai:

funke:

                             WHO WINS

hot dog man of destiny vs bruce wayne’s adopted black son

​hot dog man has +3 luck but bruce waynes adopted black son is more unpredictable

criticalthinkingmaybe:
“ baconcourse:
“WELP.
”
tbh that person just ended the entire discourse
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criticalthinkingmaybe:

baconcourse:

WELP.

tbh that person just ended the entire discourse

itsgayifitsinspace:

i cannot believe some of yall genuinely think that lotor is going to get a zuko style redemption arc as if it has not been made crystal fucking clear that literally everything lotor does is for his own personal gain and his own personal gain alone. everything he has done has been to forward his position and power. he carefully plans and calculates every single thing he does so that he will always benefit from the outcome. lotor fucking invented the definition of a snake and yall think that him wanting to talk with the rebellion means that hes on their side? no. he wants something from them, its beyond obvious that he wants something from them, and yall think hes going for fucking redemption.

at most hell probably get about as much redemption as zuko did at the end of the earth chapter.

spiralmint:
“annual mandatory bureau ethics meeting
”

spiralmint:

annual mandatory bureau ethics meeting

holligenet:

slaaneshite:

itsthesinbin:

ot-a-con:

concept: the show supernatural but with the mcelroy brothers

griffin, upon seeing a vampire: “Oh you’re a sharp, feisty boy, aren’t you”

Supernatural would finally be watchable

#none of them would have the burnt girlfriend because every single mcelroy wife is too powerful

they wouldnt have to go searching for their father with no clue about paranormal shit because clint would be like “i just made a ghost explode today!”

molded-from-clay:

m-othfeets:

crystalgemme:

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iS THAT STEVEN UNIVERSE???????????????

cartoon network isnt releasing steven universe info so steven had to get a second job

Jasper’s selling refrigerators at Sears, Steven’s working for Downy… These are some hard times

calliopeoracle:

megarah-moon:

Red Fox And Magpie In Autumn” by Niko Pekonen

magpie: bet you can’t fit that whole thing in your mouth.

fox: watch me.

theonion:
“Study Finds First Life Forms Migrated To Earth Via Interplanetary Land Bridge”