xxtc-96xx:

local parent and child have a therapy session on main street in front of adopted child

grogusdads:

this tik tok has me in fucking tears

hiveswap:

Me: *tearing up* do you have a culture? A history? Myths? What gods do your people worship, what songs did your parents sing to you at bedtime? Why have your bastions fallen?

Minecraft piglin: *snort*

@uncle-cucky​

dimensioncannon:

funny-tik-toks:

[video description: the video begins with a shot of a news channel on a tv screen with the headline, “toilet paper prices expected to go up.” offscreen, a voice says, “aw, shit,” in a southern accent. the camera pans to the speaker, a middle-aged man with a prosthetic arm and leg, as he says, “Here we go again.” the video wavers and a harp sound effect plays to indicate a flashback. the video cuts to the same man behind a truck, holding up a package of toilet paper, his arm and leg obscured by the truck. he says, “Makenzie, I got some!” and then steps out from behind the truck, revealing his prostheses, and says, “But you’re not gonna believe what it cost me.” end video description.]

chalkandwater:

fullfrontalfish:

fullfrontalfish:

its-enough-believe-me:

🔥 Long, Black, Slippery freshwater Eels

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

I feel like I’m missing a crucial piece of information here, w h a t

shadow-banned-the-hedgehog:

Holy fuck there’s no chill at Gizmodo

xxtc-96xx:

Newtwo contemplates how she hasn’t died from a heart attack yet

sasukeologist:

nagitoautism:

play date

the-real-nikki19:

“We’re partners, after all.”

first time i played twin snakes i didnt realize that the ending where hal and snake ride off into the sunset was supposed to be a bad ending