Silver Tongue

stripedturtlenecksweater:

diomdes:

diomdes:

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is

Your actions have consequences

puptum:

some character ability interactions in overwatch

my twitter here

Anonymously tell me your assumpmtions about me and I’ll confirm or deny them.

rad-magick:

Im bored this might be fun

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

i fucking love this because the joker abuses harley so badly and he thinks by making her insane that he’s turned her brain to mush, thinks she’s an idiot, but she’s brilliant and she did the one thing joker never could: she almost killed batman and joker fucked it up and it just wow there is no ointment for a burn that severe

Could you have a word with the other burds and get them to stop pooping on my car?
Anonymous
i-sucked-dick-on-accident:
“ clarknokent:
“ kateordie:
“This comic is about how there are two sides to every story.
”
Every time I hear anyone say that about their ex I pay more attention to their behavior.
”
This is painful
”

i-sucked-dick-on-accident:

clarknokent:

kateordie:

This comic is about how there are two sides to every story.

Every time I hear anyone say that about their ex I pay more attention to their behavior.

This is painful

xefros you look wonderful!! ooh, you'd look great in a full dress ★u★
Anonymous

daily-xefros:

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frog-president:
“ nyehs:
“ when you got banned from all social media for harassing women so you got no place to vent except Microsoft Word and a printer
” ”

frog-president:

nyehs:

when you got banned from all social media for harassing women so you got no place to vent except Microsoft Word and a printer

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