jellyvampire:

Follow me on IG if you wanna:)

@Jellyvamps

jellyvampire:

I posted an old version of this a while back. I hope you don’t mind seeing the new version >______> 

jellyvampire:

a comic abt friendship:’)))

tdarkchylde:

Friendly reminder that every Halloween, there may be sick fucks out there that will hurt, abuse, or do worse to black cats.

If you have a black cat, keep them indoors and safe on the 31st. If there’s a stray black cat around, do what you can to keep them safe as well. Maybe leave some food and drink out so they’ll stick around your place for the night.

Keep your kitties safe, and have a blessed holiday.

tdarkchylde:

Mine does this too, and is every bit as loud as you would expect.

sneakyfeets:

buublack:

thefeelofavideogame:

FICTION IS REALITY!! comes to NeoGAF

I read this like 3 times I can’t figure out what he’s trying to argue

fierceawakening:

ironbite4:

futureblackpolitician:

dragondicks:

tarajenkins:

comfemgem:

imahyperlover:

welcome to the gaming pissbaby community heres the exit

[draws a person that looks like a person]

GET THAT SJW SHIT OUTTA HERE!

It’s about ethics gais

it’s amazing because it’s not like they gave the character full armour and shit like a lot of the male characters have, she still has a bare midriff and is clearly designed to be sexually appealing, literally all they did was decide to have her proportioned like a human rather than a rubbery fetish beast and that’s enough to send guys into baby shitfits. Astounding

“But…but what about our safe space from the evil wimminz?”

….she looks like Korra.

That character isn’t hot? A how the what?

how much you wnana bet the pissbabies saying games are mens escapre are the same ones who say safe spaces are for special snowflakes and babies

artykyn:

prideling:

gunvolt:

im going to have a stroke

Instead try…

Person A: You know… the thing
Person B: The “thing”?
Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD

As someone with multiple bilingual friends where English is not the first language, may I present to you a list of actual incidents I have witnessed:

• Forgot a word in Spanish, while speaking Spanish to me, but remembered it in English. Became weirdly quiet as they seemed to lose their entire sense of identity.

• Used a literal translation of a Russian idiomatic expression while speaking English. He actually does this quite regularly, because he somehow genuinely forgets which idioms belong to which language. It usually takes a minute of everyone staring at him in confused silence before he says “….Ah….. that must be a Russian one then….”

• Had to count backwards for something. Could not count backwards in English. Counted backwards in French under her breath until she got to the number she needed, and then translated it into English.

• Meant to inform her (French) parents that bread in America is baked with a lot of preservatives. Her brain was still halfway in English Mode so she used the word “préservatifes.” Ended up shocking her parents with the knowledge that apparently, bread in America is full of condoms.

• Defined a slang term for me……. with another slang term. In the same language. Which I do not speak.

• Was talking to both me and his mother in English when his mother had to revert to Russian to ask him a question about a word. He said “I don’t know” and turned to me and asked “Is there an English equivalent for Нумизматический?” and it took him a solid minute to realize there was no way I would be able to answer that. Meanwhile his mom quietly chuckled behind his back.

• Said an expression in English but with Spanish grammar, which turned “How stressful!” into “What stressing!”

Bilingual characters are great but if you’re going to use a linguistic blunder, you have to really understand what they actually blunder over. And it’s usually 10x funnier than “Ooops it’s hard to switch back.”