“Writing a book is so easy.”

pimptav:

thescalexwrites:

Yes. Writing a book is the easiest thing in the whole world. In fact, let me show you just how easy it is!

Goal: change all this paper into a book.

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Eh, not that hard. I mean, you just have to read, right?

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Maybe scratch a few notes in the margins as reminders.

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Yeah, writing and editing isn’t time consuming or painstaking at all.

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In fact, I find it quite relaxing. Good meditation. No stress whatsoever!

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I mean, it’s not like writing a book involves any train of thought or decision making, like when to cut scenes, because whatever you write is perfect and there to stay!

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I mean, come on, it’s not like I’m going to rewrite the first chapter 51 TIMES to make sure it’s how I want it, right? That’d be crazy.

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And no, it’s not like I spent over 3,000 HOURS READING AND REVISING 14 DRAFTS OF THE BOOK to make this book readable.

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No sweat, no tears, no blood, and DEFINITELY no coffee stains.

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Nope, writing is the easiest job in the world. I don’t see why anyone thinks otherwise. I mean, all we do is scribble words and take a few out, right?

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We feel no satisfaction AT ALL when we receive a shipment of the final product for a book signing. *yawn* BOR–ING.

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Nope, we don’t get excited at all. It’s just another day in the life.

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And the sequels? Bitch, please. That’s child’s play.

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You’re right. Writing a book is so easy. It’s not stressful, not exciting, and it’s definitely not worth the reward of holding something that USED TO BE EXCLUSIVELY IN YOUR HEAD AND NOW YOU GET TO SHARE IT WITH THE WHOLE WORLD.

Im not sure this scares me or inspires me…

Taako in a dress! Taako in a dress! Taako in a dress !

officialspec:

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gender: pretty boy

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have some itchy

have some itchy

allegro-designs:

Finished the series of sketches commissioned by @sudrien of lots of bendy, contortionist seadweller trolls (based on the same post Bendy Martial Arts Eridan was). A few were left out of this set but I figured a field journal setup would be a way to show some of them without stretching the dash too much.

Contortion was an interesting challenge! Convincing my brain that “yes people’s bodies can do that” wasn’t too hard due to having Hypermobility myself, but reference pictures definitely helped a bunch. Treasure your references, kids. 

seriousjones:

tramampoline:

i also saw the furry movie and the fox is hot

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chiyoh:
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kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

rrozeselavy:

i never want to hear another thing about “ethnic-sounding names” from white folks when I just today checked a white guy out at the library and his name was literally “pelican”. twenty years ago a white couple popped out a child and decided to name their kid after the patron bird of the vore fetish. fuck you

fuck you for making me read the phrase “the patron bird of the vore fetish”

loryisunabletosupinate:

kunsthalles:

y'all need something better to do

oh lol, i thought they were talking about this:

>implying green text kills the romance