I’m gonna make my own dnd dice silicone molds and start making myself dice hard candies and gummies and shit so when I go to sessions I can pull out one dice bag w my actual dice and the other full of dice replicas that I bring to my mouth and CRUNCH in front of my party members
My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.
It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.
My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.
Ghost NPC: This necklace belonged to my daughter. How did you find it? Bard: My… boss gave it to me
DM: The ghost does not believe you, and you sense that she’s disappointed in you for lying Bard: I’m sorry, I just…. I’m nervous because… Bard: …. Because you’re so beautiful!
DM: It’s a GHOST DM: It’s a hooded figure, nothing but darkness and glowing amber eyes!
Bard: Does it work or not DM: [sighs]…. NPC: You can do better than an old bird like me Bard: Well baby, I’m a den hunter DM: You feel a wave of heat from the ghost
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
