post-ironic-waluigi:
“ ultrafacts:
“ Source [x]
Click HERE for more facts ”
imagine being in the middle of teaching a lesson and finding out you’re a descendant of The Boney Cheese Man
”

post-ironic-waluigi:

ultrafacts:

Source [x]

Click HERE for more facts

imagine being in the middle of teaching a lesson and finding out you’re a descendant of The Boney Cheese Man

me, an anti-sjw

fruitsgood:

moonraige:

brutaltrains:

papatulus:

*sees a minor* Oh fuck, cringe! 

*reblogs a post of anime tiddies and splatoon porn to show my followers I love big boobies* 

Who wants to bet this shit was written by a triggered cringey kid because someone said his post was cringe?

Exhibit A

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FYI: they did a DNA test on Subway “Roasted Chicken” and determined it’s only 50% chicken.

koobaxion:

yeah the other 50% is roasted, next

prokopetz:

That thing about how cats think humans are big kittens is a myth, y’know.

It’s basically born of false assumptions; folks were trying to explain how a naturally solitary animal could form such complex social bonds with humans, and the explanation they settled on is “it’s a displaced parent/child bond”.

The trouble is, cats aren’t naturally solitary. We just assumed they were based on observations of European wildcats - but housecats aren’t descended from European wildcats. They’re descended from African wildcats, which are known to hunt in bonded pairs and family groupings, and that social tendency is even stronger in their domesticated relatives. The natural social unit of the housecat is a colony: a loose affiliation of cats centred around a shared territory held by alliance of dominant females, who raise all of the colony’s kittens communally.

It’s often remarked that dogs understand that humans are different, while cats just think humans are big, clumsy cats, and that’s totally true - but they regard us as adult colonymates, not as kittens, and all of their social behaviour toward us makes a lot more sense through that lens.

The like to cuddle because communal grooming is how cats bond with colonymates - it establishes a shared scent-identity for the colony and helps clean spots that they can’t easily reach on their own.

They bring us dead animals because cats transport surplus kills back to the colony’s shared territory for consumption by pregnant, nursing, or sick colonymates who can’t easily hunt on their own. Indeed, that’s why they kill so much more than they individually need - it’s not for fun, but to generate enough surplus kills to sustain the colony’s non-hunting members.

They’re okay with us messing with their kittens because communal parenting is the norm in a colony setting, and us being colonymates in their minds automatically makes us co-parents.

It’s even why many cats are so much more tolerant toward very small children, as long as those children are related to one of their regular humans: they can tell the difference between human adults and human “kittens”, and your kittens are their kittens.

Basically, you’re going to have a much easier time getting a handle on why your cat does why your cat does if you remember that the natural mode of social organisation for cats is not as isolated solitary hunters, but as a big communal catpile - and for that purpose, you count as a cat.

kazzarole:
“angus mcd’angus
”

kazzarole:

angus mcd’angus

knight of space

knight of space

quantumgenerator:

let monster women look monstrous u fucking cowards

slow-riot:
“ verycooltrash:
“ moonlandingwasfaked:
“ https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_17760284.html
CIA has a list of kaomojis for infiltrating online communities
”
every single friendly reminder was a CIA covert op
” ”

slow-riot:

verycooltrash:

moonlandingwasfaked:

https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_17760284.html

CIA has a list of kaomojis for infiltrating online communities

every single friendly reminder was a CIA covert op

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CamScanner: a must have for traditional artists!

alexs-moon-garden:

do-the-art-things:

hello! I recently found this rad app called “CamScanner”, a mobile app for android and iOS

what does this app do? well, basically it imitates a scanner, so even if you don’t have one, you can take real cool pictures of your drawings!

for this to work, i suggest you take a picture of your entire paper / sketchbook / etc. The app will automatically crop your picture and come out with something like this:

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(sometimes it wont be too accurate, but that can be easily fixed by moving the frame yourself)

once scanned, the app will make it so your drawing looks like this:

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(the app will have some presets, so you might want to mess around with those. OR you can mess with the settings yourself to get a look you desire)

this can be really helpful if you plan to color your traditional piece on a computer, or something similar.

this can even work with colored drawing, if you’d like!

original:

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edited with CamScanner:

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if you mess with the settings yourself, i bet you could get the picture to look better, as i did this with the presets.

anyway, i hope this helps!

@the-pastel-salmon @scout-the-writer