calonarang:

Pokemon go update is 10/10 totodiles now spawn in my bathroom

comedianthrax:

transmothwoman:

transmothwoman:

comedianthrax:

mediumsizedboy:

comedianthrax:

mediumsizedboy:

who was the first funnyman? Nosdrinker?

God.

the world is a tumblr post with 6 billion notes

God gets called out for flooding the Earth

this post isnt really that funny

like its not a bad post but its not that good either

ok

stanaworshiper:

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

that’s the stuff my best dreams are made out of

galactibun:

nyaint

dlcsoundsystem:

I remember this scene differently

b3nnimarru:

chefpyro:

where’s that 4chan post about anon being a doctor in the dark ages and he takes revenge on a girl who cheated on him by accusing her of being a witch evidenced by the fact that she has a urethra

Found it.

adurot:

ground-lion:

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pecancat:

Her: I like bad boys ;)

Me: Before I play on my Nintendo DS I do not read the health and safety precautions booklet for important information about my health and safety

slavery:

FUCK.GOV: HACKERS CAN HACK INTO YOUR COMPUTER WITH ONLY A PICTURE OF YOUR CAR KEYS!!

OLD PEOPLE: WHAT!!!!!!!