newsflash: if a character keeps on repeatedly doing things in canon that you think are ooc, you probably have the wrong idea about how the character is
pokemon game: mimikyu secretly just wants to be loved and wears a pikachu costume because it wants people to love it as much as they love pikachu. cry sounds like a cute, high-pitched voice trying to say “pikachu” pokemon anime: mimikyu is an evil cosmic horror that hates pikachu so much that it pretends to wear its skin. communicates exclusively through guttural hissing.
pokemon game: mareanie are super rare pokemon anime:
pokemon game: lusamine is utterly deranged and is neglectful to her children pokemon anime: lusamine smothers her children with affection so much that lillie enrolled in pokemon school solely to get some breathing room
everyone tagging and replying to this post with shit like “this is proof that the sumo anime is bad” can catch these hands. i’ll fight every single one of you tasteless bastards. you are NOT valid.
my friend angella was doing a comedy gig, and as soon as she came out a guy shouted ‘can i give you my number?’ and all the crowd groaned cause it was so inappropriate but angella was like ‘yeah sure’. the guy started shouting out his number and she started entering it into her phone. the whole crowd was like woaaah. she got the whole number and then dialled it and it rang. everyone lost their shit. finally the guy answered and angella just said “hello? shut the fuck up” and it was the most incredible thing i’ve ever seen
So some of these details are probably wrong, it happened a long time ago so I don’t remember the specifics leading up, but it was incredible.
A friend of mine who does stand up was doing his bit at open mic one night, and a guy was heckling him. Just being a total asshole, and then his phone rang and he started talking loudly on his phone about how he’s at open mic and this guy isn’t funny, etc. Now the weird thing about hecklers is that they just want to be a part of something most of the time, so my friend said, “hey man, what’s your name? Can I see your phone for a second?”
The guy actually handed over his phone, and my friend hung up, and scrolled through his contact list until he found the person he was looking for. He hit dial, and starts.
“Hello? Is this [Name’s] mom? Great! It’s very nice to talk to you. I’m a comedian in the middle of my standup routine, and your son is being very rude, [lists off some of the things her son said]…. hold on, can I get you to repeat that?”
He takes the phone away, puts it in speakerphone and holds it up to the mic.
“I said, I’m sorry my son is being such an asshole.”
Everyone lost it. Fuckin’ destroyed by his own mother. My friend said it was one of his proudest moments ever.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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