Silver Tongue

Happy cake day Mewtwo and Newtwo!

And I made a cake, forgive me for my errors

Btw The flavour is chocolate

“At least use a fork and plate you animal”

Newtwo is having so much fun with cake, I decided that Mewtwo needs a special treat too. Here it it. The spicyest treat I could find.

The Toe of Satan.

blazeart

xxtc-96xx:

I’m telling you, nothing will phase him XD

scraps-is-busy:

Did you know this game has been delisted? Yes, it has. Join the stream to see why this game had to be removed from all selling platforms. Or you know… Just watch me and Silver play a game.

Whenever someone complains about pronouns point out that theirs are government assigned so using different pronouns is considered going against the government.

xxtc-96xx:

the first official birthday among the twins XD tea and hot cocoa for both
February 6th is their mew birthday

manywinged:

manywinged:
i love fantasy fiction where interspecies romances are very normalized because nothing beings me greater joy than imagining like. a high elf in a divorce hearing.
literally nothing cracks me up more than imagining an orc divorce lawyer or a dragon having to pay alimony

i had a dnd one shot where a guy hired some adventurers to retrieve his daughter back from a dragon. the twist was that it was a very messy divorce and the dragon won custody so the dragon had them write up a written statement explaining that they were hired by him to kidnap the child and the guy who initially hired them was arrested.

terminalvortex:

terminalvortex:
skyrim modding is so funny because the smallest most inconsequential cosmetic mods sometimes require these huge sex overhauls like um
it really just reads like
Mod: No more broken hands
desc: makes it so you don’t break your hands every time you block with your sword
requires:
SKSE, USSEP, HIMBO, XPMSE32, NET 5:0, xxdarkniator420xx’s Pussy Shout (Shout from your pussy)

incorrectvillanevequotes:

solkiraze:

[ID: Reply from @thelilithmachine : “Yanked that thing asunder”]

weetabixofficial:

westley2:
ndiecity:
codexcorporis:
put a 17 year old ‘adults dni’ person and an 18 year old ‘minors dni’ person in a locked room together i would love to see what happens
they wouldnt interact with each other
they’re in the same high school class
blasted against opposite walls like magnets