algo-hermoso:

ingtarwolf:

turnipfritters:

remember how malia obama never tweeted incriminating emails of herself colluding with foreign powers. i miss that.

No she just smoked weed while being guarded by federal agents. But please. Keep acting like either side has a right to the moral high ground.

You’re really fucking stupid if you think a teenager smoking weed is comparable to a grown adult colluding with foreign powers to shift the election.

parks-and-rex:

toralyzer:

hi duck tales is really good

kramergate:

Johnny’s parents: where did you get that golden fiddle? where have you been all day? you what? you fucking what??

idrathergoforgirls:

😗

rubydart:

phantasmal and resplendent

I finished the Adventure Zone last night?? I mainlined like the last 40 eps in two weeks, I’m sad it’s over

the-entire-furry-fandom:

rainesage:

the-entire-furry-fandom:

crushed oreos are basically edible dirt & spunk

whats spunk

oh, you know.

sanesparza:

Yeah it was that easy, mystery solved!

 Then they just killed the basilisk and the students were never put in danger

hereticalcubes:

pumper222:

iamdeeeeenoble:

ruinedchildhood:

Rest in fucking pieces, Mr.Tippy

This show was on drugs I’m sure of it

Mr tippy was fucking terrifying

Cuphead looks great

pochowek:

psychologist patient in fiction: (somberly lying down on a sofa, hands together fingers intertwined, looking blankly at the ceiling) …it all started on my 2nd birthday. I remember that day very clearly. I, even back then, could detect the delicate tension between my parents, as one avoided answering the others question…

psychologist patient in reality: (Does spread eagle on wooden chair) i dont know shit Just unfuck me

crispy:

Juliet gazed across her balcony and said, “It’s over Romeo, I have the high ground”