treshornyboys:

Clint: After a quick stop to freshen up in your quarters, you go to this… what they’re calling a mixer.

Travis: Question one: is it mandatory?

Clint: Yes.

Travis: Okay, then Nadiya is there.

mackelroys:

irene: I did still need your expense reports for your meals on the way in here? As soon as you can, it’s not a big deal-

nadiya: that one’s on me, I was working on life saving technology and science, but now that you mention it, it is important that I get you that Wendy’s receipt soo

remy: hell yeah, Wendy’s!

optimysticals:

lyrangalia:

tflatte:

galacticwiseguy:

toloveviceforitself:

galacticwiseguy:

toloveviceforitself:

mistomaxo:

the juice is loose

…what the shit did I just watch

the really comprehensive befuckening of a house

…ask a stupid question, I guess

wait look i found the real answer:

“This is from a Norwegian television show called “Ikke Gjør Dette Hjemme” (Don’t Try This At Home). It’s basically Mythbusters with a sprinkle of Jackass on top. Every season is filmed at abandoned homes scheduled for demolition, where the two hosts seek to answer the burning questions most people have.”

…but what question led to THIS?

The question seems to be “what happens if you mixed elephant toothpaste, gasoline, and fire together in a staircase”, which, I don’t know why you would ask that very specific question but maybe it’s a burning question in Norway.

huh. That’s a hell of a thing.

ireallyfuckinlovelup:

the fact that nadiya was ready to throw down on the first day was fantastic and i love her

realityassassin:

Remy: “So on a scale of ‘ear piercing’ to ‘second head attachment’, where are we standing, vis a vis, the augmentation?”

Potts: “About like, 75% towards the second head thing.”

Remy, laughing: “Oh my god”

setheverman:

just-shower-thoughts:

If the aliens invade there will be memes about it within five minutes

when you knew aliens were real but you gotta act surprised

mbulteau:

moonlandingwasfaked:

blackness-by-your-side:

The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.

where the wild things are????? a fucking children’s booK?????

never

ban

books

radicalmercy:

carnival-phantasm:

This is the face of a man who knows he just made a bunch of edgy assholes angry and is really satisfied with it  

landoftalkspritesandpaneledits:

I present to you: Talkswapstuck! I’ll finish it later