askfallenroyalty:

ssundiall:

ministryofsillytalks:

ssundiall:

yesterdaysprint:

Dayton Daily News, Ohio, April 5, 1950

damn you could really just fucking say anything back in the day, huh?

you can say anything now this reads exactly like a modern day shitpost on tumblr.com

hold on i gotta make a post

ssundiall:

you dont have to be a picklepuss to enjoy sinking your teeth into the green, juicy, crisp fruit of the improved cucumber 

animusrox:

imperialkatze:

simplyviolinandlife:

mynonsenseistingling:

dailyhangover:

lenacraft:

silly-jellyghoty:

phantomrose17:

dailyhangover:

March

It’s gonna be

ITS MAY

It’s nearly June

turing-tested:

alright, ill bite. whats homestuck

i think its a type of food where you sear some pork

askfallenroyalty:

guerrillatech:

ive only been to one place that had a qr code menu and it had some of the worst food ive ever had. their syrup tasted bitter, their waffles were overcooked and the portions were way too small and way too overpriced.

izzy11106:

billyjoelstateofmind:

There was this thread trending on Twitter where people are sharing some of their Billy Joel concert stories!

i saw billy in 2015 and while playing we didn’t start the fire there was a fly on stage. he grabbed a fly swatter from under the piano and continued to play the song with one hand while swatting at the fly with the other hand

captain-cargoshorts:

acethememelorde:

cletusthurstonbeauregard:

That’s pretty much it, yeah

true but if you put them in a wood chipper you cant display their heads as warnings to the other 1%

demilypyro:

greatwhitesharktic:

The Captain Planet episode of O.K KO is one of my favorite things i’ve seen in a good while. Kudos to the writers for this.

NFTs