aero-replies:

Were getting spoopy now!

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@probablyfakeblonde

schmoyoho:

throwing my hat in the ring for this episode of Crowdsourced Mythbusters®, and I strongly believe that THIS PICTURE/POSE IS REAL. challenging, but real

moonpaw:

OH

i only have one fantroll rn, and her names kardia nytrix!

she’s a purple blood who loves to paint n shit and is super fucking social but doesnt like that lowbloods are terrified of her everytime she goes somewhere so she dresses up like a red blood!

shes pretty amused with the difference of how trolls treat her depending on if shes wearing purple or red but overall has a pretty chill personality and thinks religion is bullshit 

for her typing quirk she uses capital “C”’s replaces “e” with “3″ and ends her sentences with ; 

so all together itd be ;3C

her lusus is also a catfish

americanbeautiies:

“I’m a female security guard at a truck gate. I’m basically the only female there and I have to deal with a lot of truckers. They all tend to call me things like “sweetheart”, “hon”, “babe”, but I’ve recently started responding with “no problem, sport”, “no problem, champ”. My question is, what else can I use?”

theres just something real special about the advice the brothers give in response to women asking about gross men, and personally i love it more than most things

absolutely-nothing-to-see-here:

Some dumbass who hasn’t seen shit: Rick and Morty has the worst fanbase of all time.

Me, a seasoned veteran who has seen people black mail studios and make entire campaigns of harassment over shipping:

celestialdeth:

It finally happened. 

I stood next to a dude and someone assumed I was dating him.

Me and my parents went to the OC fair and there was a display of gems and they give you a worksheet to try and match the gems with their name and I was filling it out at the table and some stranger came to stand next to me and the elderly women managing the display looked at me and said, “Maybe your boyfriend here can help you with some of the answers.”

Me and the guy looked at each other.  I told her that I didn’t know him and that he was a stranger.  The guy shrugged.  The women continued, “Oh, then maybe you should introduce each other then! You never know what can happen!” 

At the same time I said, “I’m gay,” the guy said, “I’m married.”

The lady looked really offended that we wanted nothing to do with each other lmao

so-good-to-you:

vaughnwhiskey:

tltty:

for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet

sorry that color is #2C4762

Tumblrs is #2B4864

Actually, it’s coral blue #3

magnavox-odyssey-official:

snake, find and kinkshame zadornov

bestial-chaos:

shiftingpath:

unsettlingstories:

This cracked me up.

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