rosewitchwoods:

just-shower-thoughts:

The recommended age to have an Ouija board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.

Laws are picky about what sort of spirits you’re allowed to deal with.

oh-shit-my-sweet-tea:
“ lychgate:
“ leticheecopae:
“ superduperhighschooldespair:
“ scienceisbeauty:
“ Terrifying. In principle there seems to be nothing extraordinary in this photo, but if you go to the original source (click the image), you’ll...

oh-shit-my-sweet-tea:

lychgate:

leticheecopae:

superduperhighschooldespair:

scienceisbeauty:

Terrifying. In principle there seems to be nothing extraordinary in this photo, but if you go to the original source (click the image), you’ll reach to the freakish original resolution of 70,000 x 30,000 pixels. Then you can enlarge… and you’ll be able to distinguish every single face in the crowd. Creepy huh?

Source: gigapixel.com (via Reddit)

Some of my favorites 

You can see into the apartments near the back, holy crap.

ah but who could forget

rude man interupting kiss

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missing girlfriend torso

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found torso, actually boyfriend

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headless man

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nicolas cage in disguise

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disgruntled michael cera 

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man holding conversation with half a man

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cyclopes spotting 

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vulgar words

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man sharting himself

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and everyone in this picture

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I FUCKING FOUND HIM
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dies-first:

Great dad Gabe part 2~ part 1

Based on @prozdvoices vine!

solluxwhereheshouldbe:
“Sollux should be showing Karkat the interplanetary teleporter he built out of boredom.
”

solluxwhereheshouldbe:

Sollux should be showing Karkat the interplanetary teleporter he built out of boredom.

lovely-lesbian-ladies:

I just–I just can’t get over how beautiful and amazing trans and nonbinary lesbians are. They’re just??? So beautiful??? And smart???? And wonderful???? I’m in love????

m-arci-a:

The house of an adventurer

+ process gif!

jjtaylor:

samandriel:

samandriel:

samandriel:

samandriel:

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

in case you were wondering this is him

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It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!

He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)

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Quality rooster

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

harmonicstupidity:

metal-gear-zeke:

jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

I love this post because they said (Vegan) like its a fallout skill check

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tessdoodles:
“ Hey so, I really love Beta by @citizenpublius, honestly the best place to get my needed fix for Jasper, Skinny and Carnelian interaction. I’m really eager to draw stuff from these fics and I absolutely loved this exchange. I hope time...

tessdoodles:

Hey so, I really love Beta by @citizenpublius, honestly the best place to get my needed fix for Jasper, Skinny and Carnelian interaction. I’m really eager to draw stuff from these fics and I absolutely loved this exchange. I hope time allows for me to draw more! @citizenpublius keep up the great work! ⭐️⭐️⭐️

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