Silver Tongue

avadakedavros:

i work at a gym largely frequented by older women, and today as one of them left after her workout she accidentally pulled the entire door handle off and just slowly looked at her bicep in horror as if she was terrified of her new strength. it was beautiful.

greatlordfluffernutter:

mylittleghoulscout:

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

tipsykipsy:

perpetualyesterday:

today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”

it was a distraction

they put chickens in the elevator

This was wild because I forgot your high schoolers are called seniors and I thought you were talking about old folks

tenaflyviper:
“ Actual piece of “concept art” for BioShock: Infinite that’s unlockable in the “Clash in the Clouds” DLC:
”

tenaflyviper:

Actual piece of “concept art” for BioShock: Infinite that’s unlockable in the “Clash in the Clouds” DLC:

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nekurothings:

spending 4 days drawing homestuck; boss battle edition™

potoobrigham:

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It’s never a good feeling when you need help realizing you need help.

Unpleasant. End?

Parts: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

orwell:

The Weight
The Sopranos

moonpaw:
“ mayorofdunktown:
“ i made a handy guide for drawing elf ears
( this is joaks and in good fun so don’t be a fucking geek about this post bc we get it you gotta have those lobes)
”
@official-spec
”

moonpaw:

mayorofdunktown:

i made a handy guide for drawing elf ears

( this is joaks and in good fun so don’t be a fucking geek about this post bc we get it you gotta have those lobes)

@official-spec

moonpaw:
“ commission for @pory-gon-2
these kids deserve a nap
commission info
”

moonpaw:

commission for @pory-gon-2

these kids deserve a nap

commission info