daily-xefrostritoh:

starsapphics:

me, discussing macbeth in class: “so that’s why i think lady macbeth’s murderous personality is, for lack of better words, kinda hot”

darthdaddy:

Obi Wan clearly didn’t give a damn about his droids…

theclockworkpony:

captain-lovelace:

ask-oncies-jizz:

mr-speedwagon:

ask-oncies-jizz:

got a really good idea for a d&d character i’ll never get to use

You can’t say that and not share your idea.

its a talking horse. you’d think this’d come with some kind of magical backstory about getting turned into one but turns out, they were just born that way. you find out their mother was a centaur, their fauther is a (horse-headed) minotaur, and they have a sister who’s a perfectly normal human

they’re a rogue/thief because nobody ever suspects a horse as the culprit

@taylorswiftscolonexploded

@probablyfakeblonde

consider a horse wizard and they get the spell phantom steed

inkyxward:

marauders4evr:

marauders4evr:

kramergate:

kramergate:

hey here’s something I learned only today despite being a lifelong Harry Potter reader

Hagrid is 12 fucking feet tall

people are having a laugh at me for not knowing this but can you blame me? i thought “really tall” was like… 8-9 feet maximum. 12 feet is a fucking lot

Soooo…uhh…

…let’s talk about this.

I feel like—we—we definitely need to talk about this.

Okay I’ve taken these comments into account…

…and I’ve made a new scale.

You’re not going to like it.

You’re really not going to like it.

…That can’t…possibly be right…

…hold on a minute

Is that…. could it possibly be…

Oh my god it’s…

SANS UNDERTALE!

endless—-pain:

mY HERO

polydactyl-orion:

A constant mood 

arthemuth:

goldenpoc:

iamrdc:

the last part had me laughing lol facts tho she preaching 

Jesus Christ, these kids today are getting smarter and smarter

godlessondheimite:

godlessondheimite:

i’m tired of “REASONS YOU SHOULD WATCH [SHOW]” posts and it’s only a checklist of identity politics discourse with tumblr lingo and nothing about the plot or quality of the show

“1. CREATED BY A WOMAN

2. THE MAIN CHARACTER IS A SWEET TRANS CINNAMON ROLL

3. NOT PROBLEMATIC AT ALL JUST WARM + FUZZY!!!

4. THREE (!!!!) LESBIAN COUPLES!!!

5. PERFECT SHOW!!! CAN DO NO WRONG!!!”

and then as soon as the show does one thing wrong it’s a fandom apocalypse and people burn their merchandise but still continue to watch

eruhamster:

aljofares:

Tbh the idea that German is an angry or ugly language is just French propoganda to divert attention away from the fact that French sounds exactly like when your dog is choking on some plastic wrapper he found somehow

for the most part german sounds exactly as it looks and their words make sense ie submarine’s logic: ‘boat that goes underwater? let’s call it underwaterboat’ 

french is a hell language that the french are elitist about and act prissy over even though like 50% of the letters that make up any given word don’t even get pronounced