Silver Tongue

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nerves-nebula:

abraxas-calibrator:

abraxas-calibrator:

lizluvscupcakes:

araccoonthatlikesmurder:

abraxas-calibrator:

abraxas-calibrator:

PSA

avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:

A chart split into two sections. The right is labeled "Girl colors" with pink, red, and purple swatches. The left is labeled "Boy colors" with blue swatches.ALT

try using these palettes instead!!

A chart split into two sections. The right is labeled "Girl colors" with dark red, olive, jade, teal, cerulean, and fuchsia swatches. The left is labeled "Boy colors" with dark bronze, yellow, gray, indigo, purple, and violet swatches.ALT
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Not to be mean but they’re right. None of these would ever fit together

They’re DISGUSTING, op. I’m sorry, it’s better you hear it here than have your grandma say she likes your clothes.

i actually disagree! not to bring back a certain children’s hospital and say “it’s literally color theory” unironically, but… it’s literally color theory. both of these color palettes are virtually complimentary and look pretty nice together

youve got reds, greens, and blues:

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and purples, blues, yellows, and oranges:

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(you’ll have to click on the images to see the full thing, i don’t want to put them one after the other and make this post even longer than it already is. sorry for the low resolution im doing this on my phone)

of course there’s variation in the values and saturation, but imo that’s a bit of a given ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

wait actually fuck this post. what the hell is going on between you two

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not to re-rail a post that OP himself intentionally derailed but I wanted to try out the palettes. The first one is made with the Girl Colors with no changes made to the values/saturation.

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i think its ok. 

The second one I tweaked the saturation and values a to my liking. Both are very low effort but as you can see I kinda got into the second one. Anyway I really like orange/purple/yellow as a color scheme so I had fun with this 

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“Ma’am, do you know why i pulled you over” the cop asks as corpses of gnomes fall from the sky, damaging countless properties with their pointy hats

heavensickness:

honestly??? meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

because of chowder i can only read a series of meows in the voice of george takei

the-fab-fox:

fairywithgremlintendencies:

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stimman4000:

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*comes home from a long day at work* boy i sure could use a snack *eats a fucking table + bird cage with a basilisk on it*

you’ve heard of everything is cake, now get ready for:

what the shit. i would not want to eat that its so freaking pretty what the hell

would it be immoral to fuck a talking vaporeon if it expressed uncomfortably enthusiastic verbal consent?

Anonymous

revscarecrow:

Being a streamer has its perks answering this question is not one

for all questions about whether or not you can fuck something nonhuman just point to the harkness test and dont think about the answer.

demilypyro:

I’m not an actress. I’m at most a service worker. My stream persona is just me but making an effort to stay positive and not go nonverbal. I play a better version of myself. And yet it is me as well. It does not feel like acting. The horns protruding from my head for those hours are as real as anything else about me

Perhaps the stream persona allows for your real self to be expressed more than your physical persona? like how people show who they really are when they have anonymity

turing-tested:

what are the thoughts on kafka

love him. best villain. sephiroth is nothing compared to the clown who became god

demilypyro:

scyrus42:

demilypyro:

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Family photo

Not pictured, the devout worshipper of Sinnoh going through all stages of grief and inventing new ones as you stroll through with the whole pantheon

Counter argument: Outside of the main characters, nobody knows what the gods look like. Everyone barely knows anything. They’re just thinking “that’s a weird dog”

NPC offering berries to pokemon satan: I think its a shiny milotic