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facts about mort the lemur from the Madagascar series that you should know

cum-vaper:

toytulini:

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describingcolours:

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iapislazuli:

  •  he is 35 years old in the movie series, and 50 years old in the spinoff series “All Hail King Julien”. however, in the madegascar timeline, this spinoff takes place before the events of the movies, suggesting it is some kind of alternate universe, or perhaps a continuity error.
  • he is obsessed with feet. his obsession is so consuming that it gives him the raw strength to uproot a tree with his bare hands, if given feet as an incentive. 
  • in “All Hail King Julien: Exiled”, julian starts a nightclub called “Club Moist”. mort is the star entertainer here, going by the stage name Pork. his main act is singing a song called “I Love Your Toes” about king julian’s feet. yes. this is all entirely, 100% true. i cant make it up, seriously
  • this song has a full version on youtube 
  • this next fact i cant even think of a way to meaningfully communicate in my own words so im just gonna copy/paste an except from his wikia page

“In All Hail King Julien: Exiled, it is revealed that Mort is of a species that is immortal and can suck out the life force of other immortals giving them multiple personalities. This explains Smart Mort. Also, it is revealed that Mort sucked out his grandmother’s life force, and she now lives inside his mind.”

also, according to the wiki, his most important quote is “FEEEEET!” 

i didnt need to know any of this

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Display Box, for King Juliens feet after he Dies


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From the Aformentioned video


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Some more Fun Facts,

  • Mort is a mouse lemur. Mouse lemurs are otherwise known as cannibal lemurs
  • Mort is into vore

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No really. He wants to be eaten multiple times in the show

https://toytulini.tumblr.com/post/163730280543/for-fucks-sake

OH AND LETS NOT FORGET THIS

Also remember they put this shit in the show:

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afronick:
“ the-stray-liger:
“ delsin-rovve:
“ enrique262:
“Tank drifting!
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T A N K D R I F T I N G
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afronick:

the-stray-liger:

delsin-rovve:

enrique262:

Tank drifting!

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 T A N K D R I F T I N G 

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banishedquasiroyal:

ur gf has the best dress after all

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how eclectic.

6lossy:
“He really inthe bed sleep
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6lossy:

He really inthe bed sleep

swan2swan:

ask-whitebag:

Please give Milo Murphy’s Law a chance.

I HAVE BEEN PONDERING THIS ASPECT OF A STABLE TIME LOOP FOR YEARS

for a stable time loop to work the universes entire timeline must have already been made start to finish when the universe was created with the stable time loops in place. any deviation from what is meant to happen would create an unstable timeline that cannot continue to exist and is effectively doomed. stable timelines work because everyone is the universes bitch.

almostmaya:

massive height line up of everyone in apartmentstuck

in order, it is

nepeta, feferi, terezi, karkat, aradia, rose, jade, tavros, kanaya, vriska, dave, john, eridan, sollux, equius, gamzee

pigeon-prince:
“I wanna go home
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pigeon-prince:

I wanna go home

mordhiobhail:

everyday perils of being a lonely kid in the 90s?

cancerously:

I feel like with the new ~fandom drama~ or whatever going around, I should re-introduce my favorite theory of fandom, which I call the 1% Theory.

Basically, the 1% Theory dictates that in every fandom, on average, 1% of the fans will be a pure, unsalvageable tire fire. We’re talking the people who do physical harm over their fandom, who start riots, cannot be talked down. The sort of things public news stories are made of. We’re not talking necessarily bad fans here- we’re talking people who take this thing so seriously they are willing to start a goddamn fist fight over nothing. The worst of the worst.

The reason I bring this up is because the 1% Theory ties into an important visual of fandom knowledge- that bigger fandoms are always perceived as “worse”, and at a certain point, a fandom always gets big enough to “go bad”. Let me explain.

Say you have a small fandom, like 500 people- the 1% Theory says that out of those 500, only 5 of them will be absolute nutjobs. This is incredibly manageable- it’s five people. The fandom and world at large can easily shut them out, block them, ignore their ramblings. The fandom is a “nice place”.

Now say you have a medium sized fandom- say 100,000 people. Suddenly, the 1% Theory ups your level of calamity to a whopping 1000 people. That’s a lot. That’s a lot for anyone to manage. It is, by nature of fandom, impossible to “manage” because no one owns fan spaces. People start to get nervous. There’s still so much good, but oof, 1000 people.

Now say you have a truly massive fandom- I use Homestuck here because I know the figures. At it’s peak, Homestuck had approximately FIVE MILLION active fans around the globe.

By the 1% Theory, that’s 50,000 people. Fifty THOUSAND starting riots, blackmailing creators, contributing to the worst of the worst of things.

There’s a couple of important points to take away here, in my opinion.

1) The 1% will always be the loudest, because people are always looking for new drama to follow.

2) Ultimately, it is 1%. It is only 1%. I can’t promise the other 99% are perfect, loving angels, but the “terrible fandom” is still only 1% complete utter garbage.

3) No fandom should ever be judged by their 1%. Big fandoms always look worse, small fandoms always look better. It’s not a good metric.

So remember, if you’re ever feeling disheartened by your fandom’s activity- it’s just 1%, people. Do your part not to be a part of it.

moonpaw:
“ dirkjohn week day 4: anime
naruto night
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moonpaw:

dirkjohn week day 4: anime

naruto night