Silver Tongue
moonpaw:
“ fantroll commission for anon
help me make griffin mcelroy call andrew hussie a coward
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bottled-starlight:
“ brainstatic:
“ tami-taylors-hair:
“ riseofthecommonwoodpile:
“ it’s come to my attention that some people haven’t see this entire thing
so i give it to you, and i say: i am sorry you have to live with this knowledge now
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I feel...

bottled-starlight:

brainstatic:

tami-taylors-hair:

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

it’s come to my attention that some people haven’t see this entire thing

so i give it to you, and i say: i am sorry you have to live with this knowledge now

I feel like I’m looking directly into the sun

For people who weren’t here circa 2011. This site has gotten much better, now we share completely real stories of a mom berating her daughter for not shipping Reylo.

How is a dance pitch perfect?

daftalchemist:

first day of college in media: “Please open up your textbooks to chapter three because I expect you to have already read the first two chapters in preparation for starting this class”

first day of college in reality: “We’re going to spend the next hour slowly and thoroughly going over every page of the syllabus because I strongly suspect at least half of you assholes don’t actually know how to read”

leon-the-artificer:

taako: hey barry, could you watch ango for a few hours?

barry: yeah, sure, i guess

barry twenty minutes later:

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lokiofgallifrey:

ask-oncies-jizz:

mr-speedwagon:

ask-oncies-jizz:

got a really good idea for a d&d character i’ll never get to use

You can’t say that and not share your idea.

its a talking horse. you’d think this’d come with some kind of magical backstory about getting turned into one but turns out, they were just born that way. you find out their mother was a centaur, their fauther is a (horse-headed) minotaur, and they have a sister who’s a perfectly normal human

they’re a rogue/thief because nobody ever suspects a horse as the culprit

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luxtempestas:

the year is 2070, tombstones have been abandoned in favour of 4ft tall marble funkopop figures of the deceased

kyrios375:
“ If All might says so …
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kyrios375:

If All might says so …

tastefullyoffensive:

3017 (via JustinHillister)

this kind of thinking is what lead to the invention of a webcam

zooophagous:
“ taigas-den:
“ wolveswolves:
“ 6 wolves escape Bavarian Forest National Park after vandalists opened wolves’ enclosure October 17, 2017 - In the night of 5th on 6th of October, strangers opened the door of the enclosure of nine wolves...

zooophagous:

taigas-den:

wolveswolves:

6 wolves escape Bavarian Forest National Park after vandalists opened wolves’ enclosure

October 17, 2017 - In the night of 5th on 6th of October, strangers opened the door of the enclosure of nine wolves residing in a zoo in Bavarian Forest National Park. Six wolves escaped. One of them got run over by a train. Two others were shot after capturing or sedating didn’t work. The other three wolves are still on the run. 

Efforts are currently being made to capture the three wolves, but if that doesn’t succeed, they too will be shot. The park’s management states that the wolves are habituated to humans, and therefore potentially dangerous. Others say the decision was taken too soon and that the wolves aren’t dangerous. Either way this is a highly exceptional case of vandalism in a wildpark too poorly protected, causing unnecessary victims.   

Bavarian Forest director Franz Leibl said they have sent staff to recapture the wolves. Experts are trying to lure them back with food, but tranquilizer gun will be used in the case that the food lure method doesn’t work. Shooting them down for safety reasons will be the last option.

According to Bavarian Forest’s experts, there is no chance for the wolves to survive in the wild as they were raised partially in captive. If you spot these wolves, do not approach them, feed them, or take photos. 

The offenders are being searched by the police, and a 10,000 euros reward has been offered for the tip leading to the offenders.

Source, source, source

God damn wtf

Protip for anyone tempted to release a captive animal into the wild to “let them be freee~ uwu” just shoot them all yourself and cut out the middle man. If you’re going to kill something make it quick.

masked-up:
“ masked-up:
“Quick how-to
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A lot of comments criticising this post have popped up, I realized the problem and I’ve fixed it.
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masked-up:

masked-up:

Quick how-to

A lot of comments criticising this post have popped up, I realized the problem and I’ve fixed it.

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