Silver Tongue

adurot:

deadfoxforcutie:

deadfoxforcutie:

skyrim remaster with tiddie jiggle physics but because bethesda’s game engine is so wack they have to incorporate it into the game by inserting a very small unique npc within each each tiddie who jumps at scripted intervals. 

can cause a glitch where the player characters tiddies become hostile 

It may become necessary to literally calm ones tits.

astriiformes:
“i’ve spent a little while trying to add commentary to this and honestly nothing i can come up with is as funny as it is on its own
”

astriiformes:

i’ve spent a little while trying to add commentary to this and honestly nothing i can come up with is as funny as it is on its own

neo-space-foundation-x:

begformurrcy:

glitch3lf:

nonymoose:

adventurer-in-my-wonderland:

nonymoose:

adventurer-in-my-wonderland:

nonymoose:

adventurer-in-my-wonderland:

the part that scares me most about the supernatural fandom is when they need a certain gif to add to a post they know exactly where to find it or know exactly what episode of any of the nine whole seasons to make one

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A SUPERNATURAL GIF HAS BEEN ADDED TO MY POST

I NOW OFFICIALLY AM A PART OF THE TUMBLR COMMUNITY

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CRYING

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WHO CHANGED IT TO DONKEY KONG

It’s better this way

HOW was it changed to Donkey Kong?

adurot:
“ black-jack-o-hare:
“ lewmzi:
“ officialprydonchapter:
“ silver-tongues-blog:
“ adurot:
“That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE
Why the...

adurot:

black-jack-o-hare:

lewmzi:

officialprydonchapter:

silver-tongues-blog:

adurot:

That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE
Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.
You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.
And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate with you and can only wish upon you the most the most painful and awful death imaginable.

I just want to point out that no one is forcing that bird into the chocolate
no one pulled the damn thing in
Inf act, it fully appears to be waddling into the foundain by its damn self
Calm the hell down chocolate is not the same thing as chocolate
Its just a bird making a mistake and its fucking funny
It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint
fucking christ

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water. But say that your idiotic theory is correct. Say it did actually walk into it. That animal still probably died. Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel? And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

You do realise ducktales is fictional show about anthropomorphic animals that do plenty of stuff real life animals don’t do right?

http://sarcastic-clapping.tumblr.com/post/127837638610/i-need-sarcastic-clapping-to-elaborate-on-this


You realize this is a copypasta that originates from Tumblr and that none of these people are actually mad right?

Au contrarie sir

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laurlaurrdraws:
““You got fired from the White House?”
“Hell yeah, worth it. Check it out” ”

laurlaurrdraws:

“You got fired from the White House?”
“Hell yeah, worth it. Check it out”

brood-mother:
“ pyropes:
“I had to do a theater check and silently lost my mind over this poster.
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brood-mother:

pyropes:

I had to do a theater check and silently lost my mind over this poster.

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love-doesnt-discriminate:

I just said “I am Moana from Motunui, you killed my father, prepare to die” and it actually took me a few seconds to realize that’s not right

ablubluh:

voremegriffin:

babbydriver:

there are only 2 images here but there’s also somehow 9 Moods

Disappointment, Cunning, Anger

Discomfort, Sarcasm, Revulsion

Love, Fear, Distain


I am open to criticism.

hey yeah i agree with your analysis but i do have some small criticisms re: your username vis a vis it’s pretty bad

the zodiac signs as Stan Pines quotes
Aries: "The word please doesn't make me any money, kid."
Taurus: "When there's no cops around, anything's legal!"
Gemini: "Sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing... Good thing I'm an uncle. Avenge me, kids! AVENGE ME!"
Cancer: "Finally, a good reason to punch a teenager in the face."
Leo: "You see, it's, it's funny because marriage is terrible!"
Virgo: "Yes, YES! Burn the child!"
Libra: "I was awoken by the sound of mockery. Where is it? Show me the object of ridicule."
Scorpio: "Wash off the shame, Stan. Wash off the shame."
Sagittarius: "Would it be wrong to punch a child?"
Capricorn: "Well! I learned nothing."
Aquarius: "Darn beautiful men! Always eating out of my trash."
Pisces: "Road safety laws, prepare to be ignored!"

taraljc:

nonbinarysasquatch:

If there’s one thing I’ll give 2017 over 2016, it’s that it’s kind of stunning that the year is mostly over? 

2016 felt like the year that would never die. 

2017 is a hectic nightmare that never slows down enough for you to be aware of the passage of time.

accurate.

2016: slowburn
2017: nonstop horror