Silver Tongue
sundisc:
“Oohhh hey, its freakin’ Dingusdile
”

sundisc:

Oohhh hey, its freakin’ Dingusdile

hey have you considered dragons having threat responses similar to cats and lizards where their scales shift to make them look bigger
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captainsnoop:

bogleech:

See I know only just enough about the jojos to not be sure whether he really says a thing like this or not

he does in fact say this and then he proceeds to eat several insects off the side of a tree 

tobiramasenju:
“ trashpits:
“ tobiramasenju:
“apparently if not all 4 members make it on the leaderboard for junkenstein’s revenge the game will put in dr junkenstein himself as a substitute
”
10 shotguns dropped
”
fuck dude he sure did
”

tobiramasenju:

trashpits:

tobiramasenju:

apparently if not all 4 members make it on the leaderboard for junkenstein’s revenge the game will put in dr junkenstein himself as a substitute 

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10 shotguns dropped

fuck dude he sure did

discount-supervillain:

I think this one was funnier in my head

Fun Tres boy Dialogue tips I’ve picked up.

limpblotter:

Merle’s dialogue: adding chuckles in mid-sentences. Old slang, like “hooligans, cahoots, and hoopla”. Repetition, “fellas fellas fellas”, standing one sentence then stopping and forgetting/going to a new thought completely. 

i.e. “Guys, guys look I know things are looking a little finicky but as long as we…you know…heh…actually I had no idea where I was going with this I just wanted a turn to yap haha!” 

Magnus’s Dialogue: EXCITED/CAPS. Addresses the last thing anyone says. Tehe’s when talking about something silly/cute. Long winded speeches when passionate. Very polite, angry animal metaphors. “He growls a threat. Snarls a retort”

i.e. “MERLE YOU LITERALLY HAD THE LAST WORD IN!” He barks out, “Anyway I think we should really like-prioritize and do what is most important…like petting this dog, tehe!” 

Taako’s dialogue: (my fav) unnecessary cursing / random (almost generated) phrases. Layer on a thick layer of bullshit over sarcasm. (One word responses when stressed). Stutters + Uh’s/Um’s when he starts to form a plan or make a point. And of course, include the iconic self addressing. 

i.e. “I-I’m not saying saying that I, Taako, have uh-uh better plan but like…y’all ass minions are clueless without me.” 

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zizibutik:
“ necromancer:
“future girls make do
”
i cant believe we made future woman with corn have meaning… after all these years
”

zizibutik:

necromancer:

future girls make do

i cant believe we made future woman with corn have meaning… after all these years

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

raptorific:

Honestly if you want to know why Batman is necessary in Gotham City just remember that the Gotham City Police Department had a banquet honoring Commissioner Gordon and they ordered a cake from “Crazy Clown Catering.” Honestly, guess who jumped out of the cake, much to the surprise of the entire Gotham City Police Force, who by all logic should have an entire division devoted to Clown Felonies by this point

In the criminal justice system, clown based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Gotham City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these comedic felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Insane Clown Posse. These are their stories.

*honk honk*

lock your doors and cross yourselves, we are in the presence of

skarchomp:

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