comcastkills:

kropotkhristian:

When you want to get the kids off of the socialism, so you compare it to chocolate and Netflix.

churchoffear:

One of the funniest things in the world to me is that comedy podcaster/video game journalist Justin Mcelroy will occasionally get emails intended for Crime/Politics Vancouver reporter Justin Mcelroy

forbidden-alchemist:

smittygirl:

fox-teeth:

For Storytelling class we had to do an autobio comic and of course I had to make it about my cats.

oh my god this is adorable

this makes perfect sense

THIS IS CAT OWNERSHIP

@myrrhmaid23

nbtomomo:

bluesturngold:

nbtomomo:

bluesturngold:

me five seconds ago: what the fuck is an aeromorph

me now: 

maybe some pokemon pictures will cheer you up

that would be so kind, thank you

you’re welcome. here’s two of my favorites

idiosyncraticwordsmith:

shitmystudentswrite:

In God’s ‘The Bible’, the main character Jesus is a very important person.

I do not normally reblog from shitmystudentswrite but I need as many people as possible to see this

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

ohhhh im such a tiny drake i hope the dumb zelda puzzle doesn’t gobble me up 

tumblr marked this as NSFW and i disputed it which means ol’ tiebelt had to look at my shitty uncharted vore joke and manually agree that it’s TECHNICALLY not nsfw and that is so much more fulfilling than the joke itself 

astron0mist:

me: *constantly exhausted, lightheaded, ill*

me: wow i wonder why i’m always sick ??

me: *doesn’t eat*

me: TRULY a mystery

me: *doesn’t sleep*

me: must just be a w f u l l y unlucky

me: *survives solely on water and tea*

me: aBsOluTeLy No LoGiCaL eXpLaiNaTiOn

gayantigone:

textbook: (historical figure) remained celibate throughout their entire life

me, a homosexual who Knows Better: sure