vault11overseer:

power-of-allies49:

pleatedjeans:

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Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera

elasticitymudflap:

Everyone else has these super cool theories on how Chara and Gaster are watching over and helping these two and I… personally have my doubts on how helpful they really are.

brendachanblr:

Favorite character: *appears*

Me: 

amfibia77:

keep your hands to yourself, Strider

mariopowertennis:

foxvsxof:

foxvsxof:

metal thigh highs? check 

partial corset? check

suspenders emphasizing the dick? check

ready for action lets move out

WHAT WAS THE THOUGHT PROCESS BEHIND THIS SUIT

holyromanhomo:

kawaiite-mage:

helioscentrifuge:

mudkiphat:

marxisforbros:

“There’s a cure?!” asked the girl that kills everything she touches. 
“Hey shut up we’re perf” replied the girl that makes clouds. 

For real though. Storm has stopped an entire tsunami before. “Makes clouds my ass” she can conjure lightning and tornadoes and is revered as a god in her tribe. She literally changes atmospheric pressure and that’s how she flies. So fuck you. Storm is flawless.

I think you missed the part where the GIRL WHO KILLS EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES wants to NOT KILL EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES and everyone dismisses her incredible misfortune just because the lady who is the AVATAR OF THE STORM won the fucking SUPERPOWER LOTTERY

“Finally, a cure for my chainsaw hands!” decreed Chainsaw-Hands Joe.

“There is no cure,” said Johnny Five-Dicks. “There’s nothing wrong with us.”

The last comment literally always cracks me up

gaymer0395:

wlw:

• bisexuals who have only been with boys are still bisexual.
• bisexuals who have only been with girls are still bisexual.
• bisexuals who have been with neither are still bisexual.

Also, bisexuals in a closed and committed relationship are still bisexual

agenderpinkiepie:

there’s that post going around about sans’ “on days like these, kids like you… should be  b u r n i n g  i n  h e l l” line being completely badass and i agree but for me nothing is gonna beat burgerpants smoking a blunt and looking at the kid who’s murdered most of the underground and just going “i can’t go to hell. i’m all out of vacation days.”