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anderz-zombieslayer:

tartumbler94:
tartumbler94:
tartumbler94:
tartumbler94:
@chestnutisland
This post gives me life.

landoftalkspritesandpaneledits:

tfw you remember half the trolls heckin died

monstermarsupial:

It’s late but you know what? There’s always time for Jade

queenoftheimps:

burntcopper:
…I’m not seeing anything wrong, per se.
this was great, but the part that’s killing me is Netflix’s follow-up

taz-quotes:

Noelle: I had my scanner on before, from when I scanned that crystal monster. It’s uh, I’m picking up- One of you guys isn’t a lich, are you?
Magnus: A what?
Noelle: A lich.
Magnus: I’m not!
Taako: No, not to my knowledge.
Merle: No, but I have a couple of friends who are liches.
MAgnus: Yeah, oh yeah, I got lich friends.
Merle: They’re really, they’re good people.

flamingmace:

thewightknight:
Just what your pool needs - a coffin float!
When I die I want to have a Viking funeral but instead of a boat y'all have to float me down the river in this

vimeddiart:

Going to the supermarket together and being MANLY AF.
Also:

its-a-little-too-late:

RIP Vine January 24, 2013 - January 17, 2017 x x

daughterofthestars:

weatheredlaw:
gotouda:
orcs are sexy, big and theyll hold me through the night. elves are selfish materialistic twinks who eat dirt.
#carey yells this after a drunken tiff with taako