Being a kid and growing up on a fascist military planet is hard.
It’s hard and no one understands
House plants are bred to be incredibly fragile so that you keep buying more when they inevitably die. This is the entire plan of big botany but y'all aren’t ready to hear it
tumblr doesn’t even pretend to show me notifications any more, if you say something to me and I see it it’s purely because I stumbled upon it by chance in an enchanted grotto deep in the moonlit forest at midnight and will never find it again.
if you tag me in something and I don’t respond, I didn’t see it, I’m not ignoring you, I love attention
the ENTIRE point of johnny bravo is that he doesn’t get laid. he is NOT a himbo and i WILL NOT tolerate people saying he is
I hate to break this to you pal but Johnny’s creator says he does get laid off screen but any success he recieves on the show isn’t comedic so they don’t talk about it. He’s shroedingers’ himbo
He was literally thrown into a volcano as a “virgin sacrifice” and the volcano spat him back out.
Can’t believe Johnny Bravo got slutshamed by a volcano.
Yes! They do! I’ve been trying to get that point to stick and people just don’t follow.
The president thinks insurance costs $12 a year.
My old boss’s sister didn’t think we should be paid enough to afford smart phones because (her words) “You peasants work for us, peasants don’t deserve enough money for those things.”
I was once invited to a dinner event. Turns out there was a raffle. I mentioned that if I had known I’d have stopped at the bank for some cash. Nothing was said, but the “You don’t carry a minimum $200 everywhere?” was felt in the body language of everyone within 50 feet.
Old boss would get KFC every day. He was hospitalized and had to have bits of intestine removed. First day back he was eating KFC because “Well the doctor fixed everything, so why not?”
If old boss didn’t take home a million dollars in a month the company was “Having a bad time of things.” That’s not sales, or total gain, that’s his paycheck. He owned the building so the company he owned that operated inside the building paid him $33,000 a month, and that didn’t count towards his paycheck. Monthly, his company would pay him rent greater than what he was paying me yearly, and it was so little to him that he didn’t count it as income.
To a rich person, something punishable by a fine is just a thing you have to pay for permission to do. You want to go to the movies? Sure that’s $8 a person. You want to park in the fire zone? Sure, that’s $750 for parking. No big deal.
Rich people live in such a different place than everyone else.
Your name is HAT KID and some buffoon just broke the glass window of your SPACESHIP, causing all of your vital TIME PIECES to escape and float into space. It is now up to you to RETRIEVE all of your missing essentials and return HOME.
conservatives are so much better than leftists at making pro-antifa propaganda. “Everyone in antifa has crossdressing practice and then marijuana horticulture classes in between gender neutral orgies in a dungeon underneath a planned parenthood” WHICH ANTIFA? TELL ME WHERE TH
I only ever see that shit being unironically shared by other leftists like
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
