Silver Tongue
vulpetrope:
“Elric brothers..!
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vulpetrope:

Elric brothers..!

fvlter:

themonkeysnameisjack:

so when Zuko joins the Gaang and this happens:

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he’s probably freaked out (rightfully so) but in the back of his mind he’s probably also thinking “worst comes to worst, I could probably fight her” until:

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this happens and he’s like:

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and immediately starts reevaluating every bender he’s ever met, thinking of every time Katara totally could’ve killed him, and is forever grateful that she has morals lol


bonus post war convo between Zuko and Azula:

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pfeffaroo:
“Now Cheese is in high school
”

pfeffaroo:

Now Cheese is in high school

ezdotjpg:

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teething-possum:

ezdotjpg:

actually wait I’m back to tell a story that has nothing to do with anything

I vividly remember a scene in the 2001 Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius movie where Sheen sings “my socks don’t match, my socks doing match, I’m out in public and my socks don’t match” to a very specific melody. I think about it every time I put on socks that don’t match. for years I have lived convinced of this

except the other day I looked up the actual original clip and it’s:

a) not sung by Sheen

b) not that melody

c) the actual phrase is “my clothes don’t match, my clothes don’t match, I’m out in public and my clothes don’t match”

I have never felt so bamboozled. hoodwinked. gobsmacked, if you will. clearly the only explanation is the existence of a parallel universe that has merged with this one I rest my case thank u for ur time

WHAT DO YOU *MEAN*, SHEEN DOESNT SING IT??????

IT’S NOT SHEEN, IT’S JUST SOME GUY

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I’m sorry but the memory you just unlocked,,,,THE CHICKEN DANCE RITUAL,,,,,I’m glad I’m not the only one this has literally unraveled my understanding of the universe

lordmo:

morbid-beth:

madhopz:

my-placetohavefun:

bug-boness:

vexmoth:

leatherfacez:

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (2022)

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I’m pretty sure this is a joke, though? There’s no way a film director actually thinks this is how a millennial/gen z would act. Almost 100% the director was just doing a funny.

yeah its not funny

remember how the hippie victims in the original texas chainsaw massacre weren’t walking strawmen and felt like irl people and were genuinely likeable for the most part, and how the whole movie was basically a cynical reflection on american society in the aftermath of vietnam and watergate? lol

also for the record I think the visual setup of “everyone whips out their phones” is funny but “try anything and you’re canceled, bro” is absolutely both written and delivered like a cop trying to buy drugs from high-schoolers

short-wooloo:

fetus-cakes:

timemachineyeah:

timemachineyeah:

People who think this planet was created for humans to be ours are so wild to me

70% of the planets surface is undrinkable uninhabitable death water that sharks love. How is that a human-centric design.

the earth was created for various types of crabs

adurot:

gunrunnersarsenal:

guooey:

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quail king?

I was gonna say that…

gallusrostromegalus:

nonasuch:

fandommomhater:

fandommomhater:

stating to think there’s an inverse correlation between how good media is and how easily fandomizable it is 😁

good media should make you stare at wall for 2 hours instead of immediately starting shippings wars and coffeeshop au and slowburn fics

no no you’re not wrong but also

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there’s a reason for this.

My personal theory is that if Media is REALLY good, there isn’t really… space, if you will for fans to add or change perspectives on it. Too dense, too complete. Like how coral won’t grow on plastic because it’s too smooth

Whereas some half-baked hot garbage has got ALL KINDS of plot holes, incomplete characterization, warped timelines, missing worldbuilding and other Spaces for fans to colonize, like coral growing on a sunken battleship.

And then if a series just sucks too much, it’s not fun to interact with at all, and people won’t fandomize it because it’s toxic. Like how coral won’t grow on sunken piles of burnt-out tires.

I call this the Fandom Barrier-Reef Theory.

nuclearlemons:
“poochyena
”

nuclearlemons:

poochyena