Silver Tongue

chubsintubs:

And if you’re testing God
Lying to his face
You’re gonna catch hell

kanguin:
“Give it back, he’s cold!
”

kanguin:

Give it back, he’s cold!

dasflauschy:

So since homestuck is getting around again

As a non-American reading homestuck, finding out juggalos are a real thing that exist and not something hussie made up was the most surreal thing that ever happened to me

puppy-eater:
““The first few acts of homestuck are so boring and slow it only gets good when the trolls come.” ”

puppy-eater:

“The first few acts of homestuck are so boring and slow it only gets good when the trolls come.”

squiggl3:
“Hiding in Alternia
”

squiggl3:

Hiding in Alternia

violent-darts:
“ vaspider:
“ quinn-with-a-capital-queer:
“ rgfellows:
“ moodyehudi:
“ jewish-suggestion:
“A Jewish perspective on reproductive justice and birth control access from twitter user @lechatsavant.
”
I’d like to explain for any goyim or...

violent-darts:

vaspider:

quinn-with-a-capital-queer:

rgfellows:

moodyehudi:

jewish-suggestion:

A Jewish perspective on reproductive justice and birth control access from twitter user @lechatsavant.

I’d like to explain for any goyim or Jews who aren’t well-versed in Halacha: Niddah is a time period around the menstruation period, during which a person has the status of being ritually impure. During that time, they cannot do certain things that require ritual purity. If someone touches them then this status is passed on. To be ritually pure again, a person must visit a mikveh, a ritual bath.

Because of the complex nature of Jewish law related to menstruation and conception, hormonal birth control is allowed, even by the more strict interpretations of Halacha. Generally, observant Jews don’t use barrier methods.

It is also required to prioritize the life of a pregnant person over the life of a fetus if a conflict between the two should arise.

Yet another reminder that when these people talk about birth control and abortion in reference to religious freedom, they mean Christian freedom. They don’t give a shit about anyone else.

@vaspider

As was brought up when I saw this on Facebook, Judaism might require birth control in some circumstances. Like for me, where I would die if I was forced to carry another pregnancy to term.  My actual life comes first.

On this and ALL OTHER issues, they really, REALLY only mean Xtian freedom, except when they can mayyyybe coopt a very specific branch of some other tradition that conveniently holds the same as they do on this specific issue, in order to wave that tradition in front of everyone like a flag to go “see look it’s not just us YOU’RE ALL PREJUDICED AGAINST [whoever they’re using as their smoke-screen this time]!” 

They will, of course, later abandon this connection the minute that group happens to want, need or believe something that is contrary to their perspective, without any irony, because religious freedom really only matters for them. 

I'M SORRY I'M JUST SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE STILL LIKES BROADWAYSTUCK LIKE I DO YOU'RE A BLESSING SORRY TO BOTHER YOU AHHH
Anonymous

cadaverkeys:

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Watch out y’all, the maid is back!

It used to be the fucking rage when I first joined the homestuck fandom so it always makes me feel kind of nostalgic every now and then. It’s weird to think back on it that everyone was scrambling to sing like homestuck characters like 5 yrs ago. 

spoonerprince:

You know what I absolutely fucking loathe? The western christian concept of eternal damnation.

Like??? You wanna know what the Sumerians believed the afterlife was? Sitting. On a rock. Peacefully. Forever. The earliest Jewish concept of the afterlife? Laying deep within the earth in eternal rest. Egyptians were the first to implement the idea that punishment; if your heart was /really really/ bad, it would be eaten by a lion-crocodile. Otherwise you would get to work a field forever (unless you were a Pharoah, you became a god then.) Similarly the Greeks had the idea that unless you were extremely bad (like murdered people for fun/were unnecessarily cruel/pissed off the gods) you’d get to stand in a field forever amongst your loved ones.

And it doesn’t help that our concept of religion is fucked up to begin with, no one else treated it as something you’d have to live and breathe lest you burn in hell for all eternity. I hate christian values mainly for this reason; the dogma, the threats, the hate that the christian god will inflict upon you for eternity if you do nit heed his command. I hate it so much and I wish everyone could see how antagonistic it is to the message of love and forgiveness that Jesus stood for.