thecottonproject:

comedy central presents: the roast of thalia grace

tastefullyoffensive:

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smolclaryfray:

Best headline I’ve ever read

skippercifer:

nurdqueen:

andybloved:

vegetarian-monster:

forthecalloftherunningtide:

strangesadday:

define-werewolf:

things you should totes not view as positive portrayals of love/romance:

• the great gatsby
• romeo & juliet
• the phantom of the opera

• snape

50 shades of grey

Ted Mosby’s pursuit of Robin from How I Met Your Mother
Ross Geller’s obsession with Rachel Green on Friends

TWILIGHT

agree with everything but snape. his love was so pure

strikersindanger:

bohemianrhapsodaisychains:

writing-prompt-s:

Anyone not married by age 25 gets a spouse assigned to them by the government. You are fine with that: most matches are a success and it’s less effort for you. But it’s your wedding day and you’ve just met your match. You cannot imagine how this was the person they chose for you…..!

… you’re walking down the aisle. It’s dark outside the chapel and your phone is dead. As you approach the altar, you see him- Shia LaBeouf.

WAIT! He isn’t wed, SHIA SURPRISE! There’s a ring in his hand and love in his eyes!

But you have written your vows
You have just been wedded to shia labeouf

chicanaspice:

okayysophia:

Museum date???? Coffee shop date???? Art gallery date???? Walk in the park date???? Late night walk date???? Nap time date???

obtuse???? rubber goose???? green moose???? guava juice???? giant snake???? birthday cake???? large fires???? chocolate shake???? 

starberry-cupcake:

they perfectly captured the expression of witnessing someone on the internet who doesn’t know when to stop

kame-3t:

This is my first experience with Procreate.
It’s amazing.