like if youre apart of the Shadowy Gay Illuminati, reblog if you plan on turning kids gay using legos
Client: Can we meet at three?
Me: We scheduled the meeting for half past four. I’m out of town. If I try, I can be there at four but I can’t guarantee. I’m nowhere near enough to make it.
Client: But I have another meeting at four!
Me: I’m sorry but if your other appointment called on such short notice, why did you agree?Client: They called me a week ago.
Me: We had a meeting three days ago. Why didn’t you mention this then?
Client: I didn’t think you’d have a problem with this!
brb drowning myself in the toilet
THE ONE WRITTEN BY JESUS
I AM VERY CONFIDENT I AM IN STARBUCKS RIGHT NOW
i don’t know if we’ve reblogged this already but it can be reblogged again
These are all fucking priceless XD
this was supposed to be a short exercise for fun but i always get carried away…
i am most proud of that cape. i did that in one go and felt like a god
You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers?
take a nap
take a nap
Take a nap
Take a nap
Take a nap
Take a nap
The Trump administration has withdrawn federal protections for transgender students, but their argument for doing so is based on years of right-wing bullshit.
Conservatives still can’t name a single instance where these protections were abused.
my mitochondria clearly aren’t working because this bitch has NO FUCKING ENERGY
Mitochondria machine broke
actually the funny thing is that this post is basically describing what researchers now think is the underlying cause in chronic fatigue syndrome (as in there is notable dysfunction in mitochondria that means less ATP is produced, especially under stresses)
THIS BITCH EMPTY
Y E E T
