(via checka_bookout)
This must be one of the longest running jokes in pop culture because this is still as funny as the first time we all saw monsters inc as kids
i know everyone draws barry wearing a white t-shirt, but tbh? he strikes me as one of those guys who EXCLUSIVELY wears free t-shirts he’s gotten from events. like all his shirts are shit like:
IPRE TEAM BONDING 2387
TWO SUNS UNIVERSITY CLASS OF 2379
I COMPLETED THE FUN RUN 5K
FANTASY GOOGLE
FANTASY MIT
FANTASY BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTH
#1 NEC”ROMANCER” (lup got this one for him)
the raven queen specifically gifts him “reaper of the decade”
Taako, at the fantasy costco: excuse me, i lost my adventuring companions. Can i make an announcement?
Employee: sure
Taako, leaning close to the mic: goodbye you chucklefucks
please consider: Lup and Taako adopt Ren as their little sister and she’s on a cooking show with them called, “my sister, my sister and me (taako)”
what your favorite zelda game says about you
The Legend of Zelda: you are 40 years old
The Adventure of Link: you’re 40 years old, and gay
Faces of Evil: you dont know when a joke is taken too far
Wand of Gamelon: you dont know when a joke is taken too far and also youre a lesbian
Link’s Awakening: you need love and a vacation
Ocarina of Time: you think all games made ever since fucking suck
Link to the Past: you help everyone you meet
Link Between Worlds: you especially help everyone you meet and also youre gay
Wind Waker: you love ancient epics and only wear pajamas
Twilight Princess: youre a furry
Minish Cap: YOU’RE ADORABLE
Hyrule Warriors: no items fox only final destination
Four Swords/Four Swords Adventures/Triforce Heroes: your friends would do anything for you, including punch you in the face
Majora’s Mask: youre edgy and/or very sad
Skyward Sword: you’re really, Really gay
Phantom Hourglass: youre gay for linebeck probably
Spirit Tracks: you really like trains and being tossed around by strong girls
Oracle of Seasons: youre a pumpkin spice hipster
Oracle of Ages: youre a vintage hipster
Tingle’s Rosy Rupeeland: you are a strange, horrifying creature with no corporeal form
Breath of the Wild: you astral project every day
Link’s Crossbow Training: you play fpses online and tell people you fucked their mom
