Silver Tongue

yacchins:

documentation of my wild adventure getting stuck in my spidey suit for three hours a week or so ago

aurorarider:

swingsetindecember:

beeishappy:

Stay safe this holiday season.

#excited 

@mint-and-love

dragon-snout:
“ mikeybrah:
“ snaacks:
“im screaming
”
That’s fucked up
”
This is a stealth mission boss
”

dragon-snout:

mikeybrah:

snaacks:

im screaming

That’s fucked up

This is a stealth mission boss

magnavox-odyssey-official:
“ snake, find and kinkshame zadornov
”

magnavox-odyssey-official:

snake, find and kinkshame zadornov

@kilalabunnies

wishuponacrane:

cuphead what the fuck

chefpyro:

charlesoberonn:

chefpyro:

Whenever you read my text I want you to picture me having typed it while leaning back in a reclining chair and wearing 3 pairs of sunglasses

I always imagined you typing it while hunched over a messy desk, sitting on a rugged office chair while wearing a red and black gamer headphones and eating cold pasta.

I picture you sitting on a big red arm chair with your nose in the air, sipping wine snootily like the snooty snooter you are

Sounds like a new ask meme. Drop in my inbox how you think I type my posts

keiths-salt:

“Keith’s vlog had too much character development” “Keith is acting OOC”

Nah but y’all been spending the past year reducing him to Lance’s passive and obedient love interest while intentionally misinterpreting his actions and behaviour in order to turn every complex character trait into a gross yaoi trope. I’m glad the fandom got smacked with this wake up call, y’all honestly deserve it

WHY do female fox news anchors always look so FUCKING SCARY

critical-asu-rito:

toast-potent:

scotchtapeofficial:

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this womans face made me FLINCH and yell “ah-!” because she looks like shes about to fucking absorb my SOUL!!!!!!!!!! i was literally startled!!! why is she so scary!!!!!!!!!!!!! im fucking frightened, buddy!!!!!!!

this looks like that famous screenshot of that girl on facebook who VERY obviously photoshopped her eyes lime green and when confronted she said “no they’re not photoshopped i had surgery on them when i got into a car accident when i was 7”

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THIS ONE