Silver Tongue

cipheramnesia:

jackscarab:

The truck rolls over on the Hanshin Expressway Loop Line, completely blocking the lane. “

Glad that I’ll be notified of every Evergreen shipping mishap until the end of time.

evilwizard:

krongus:

evilwizard:

krongus:

evilwizard:

krongus:

evilwizard:

a group of mystery-solving teens break into my wizard tower and—after a series of whimsical and spooky hijinks—manage to tie me up and say “alright gang, time to see who’s really behind this ugly ‘evil wizard’ mask,” and then they pull on my face and i go “ow…”

Would you like Krongus to remove the teens from the premises

jeepers. just throw em in the pit

Which pit?

The tower possesses 3 pits

the—the death pit, obviously

Krongus is unsure of the morality of condemning the teenagers to the death pit

would you do it for a krongy snack

justbadpuns:

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I grained so much from this image

secondbeatsongs:

kamoi:

kamoi:

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They left the most important part out of the tweet

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demilypyro:

demilypyro:

It’s weird how foreigners have this direct mental link between windmills and don quixote. It’s like seeing a regular-ass lamp post and being like “oh yeah. like from narnia”. You blorbo’d everyday civil infrastructure

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A few years from now I’m gonna win a prize for diagnosing Blorbo Brain

whenever i see burgers i think of samuel L jackson saying “thats some real gourmet shit right there”

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

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Shoutout to these hero academia edits from like 2017 that made me feel weird

“Wow that looks great haha it might even be better if he was a girl… Wait why do I think that would be better. That’s a weird thought. I wish I was a girl. Wait”

I feel like all the way up to summer 2018 you could hear the pained straining of my egg shell holding on for dear life despite all odds

demilypyro:

One gameplay abstraction the pokemon franchise makes that I’ve always found interesting is the way traded pokemon only obey you if you have enough badges. While it obviously exists to avoid people trading in overpowered pokemon and stomping the game, the idea that a pokemon would know or care how many badges their trainer has always struck me as odd, and with the Arceus game instead attributing obedience to a player’s rank as a researcher, I want to make an argument that it is not literally about the badges, but about experience.

With every badge, the player character becomes more experienced. They, in-universe, exude more confidence, and appear more formidable to others. Rather than an arbitrary badge or rank, this is what the pokemon respect, they see the confidence the trainer issues the commands with, confidence gained from experience, and that’s what makes them follow the orders. By the time you’ve gained your last badge in a pokemon game, you’ve usually taken down a crime group and stared down a god. The trainer with 8 badges is simply a different beast than the one that set off from their starting town.

That’s just how I like to think of it anyway.

in the manga the badges were made of special stones that exerted will over pokemon

egg-baby-official:
“lilybug-02:
“unikhroma:
“ i kinda wish the deltarune team kept in this version of the bathroom cutscene where kris fucks up their landing when they return (source)
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They look like spilled over spaghetti. I need this patched in...

egg-baby-official:

lilybug-02:

unikhroma:

i kinda wish the deltarune team kept in this version of the bathroom cutscene where kris fucks up their landing when they return (source)

They look like spilled over spaghetti. I need this patched in the game this instant.

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demilypyro:

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Stream squad!

is your typhlosion okay?