thefeelofavideogame:

puublack:

Here’s my absolute favourite simpsons scene.

the scene they cut in writing really would have completed it, too

goopy-amethyst:

They’re becoming self-aware

definately worse.

bobbyhillkin:

rick and morty is steven universe for reddit

scotchtapeofficial:

analogstack:

scotchtapeofficial:

am i in a FREAKIN cartoon???! what to hell…

If it makes you feel any better one time I got startled by my own hair falling in front of my face and it took me like 3 seconds before I actually figures out it was my hair.

if we’re one upping each other here and its a competition now, i once woke up to the sight of my own hand on my bed next to me and nearly went into cardiac arrest

so you thought that there was a snake in your boot?

fruitsoftheweb:

The Octopus View of the Human body and sexual excitation

princesschillona:

goodness-gracious-great-balls-of:

If your argument against gun control goes like this “what if a bad guy has a gun I need one to defend myself” then you’re already stating that a gun is a threat to the safety of those nearby. You’re tickling your ego by thinking you with your gun will be faster and smarter than the bad guy and frankly my life is not worth testing out your bullshit attitude. You already know guns are bad, you just think you with a gun is better. If they shoot you or you shoot them that’s the same number of people killed. You still believe guns are dangerous you just wanna feel cool idk what to tell you champ just stop sniffing the glue.

You put this into words way better than I could have

there have been cases where civilians pull out a gun when a shooter appears. what happens is more people get hurt because the civilian trying to shoot only puts more people in danger and when police do arrive they dont know who the original shooter is. A civilian having a gun in the situation only puts more people in danger.

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topographicocean:

kibou-dere:

kibou-dere:

• you’re pretty good
  
• kept you waiting huh
• he’s coming too?
• you destroyed their anti-air radar??????? it wasn’t one of the targets b

• thanks for that, boss
  

• you killed a child? amazing, mission complete. that right there is why you’re the best
  

poplitealqueen:

glitchedpuppet:

a comic about critique based on a tweet

I swear, the amount of fanfic reviewers that need this drilled into their heads…

the-character-lounge:

(Rorshach belongs to @theclockworkpony)