Silver Tongue

potoobrigham:

Way to be subtle, Asriel.

Unpleasant. Part 4.

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the-real-eye-to-see:

Four years ago Quvenzhané Wallis became the youngest Oscar nominee and today she is a published author! She is the first person born in the 21st century to be nominated for an Oscar. Lil Sis is blossoming and feeding creative minds on top of her stellar acting skills! Good for her, and good for all the little ones that will get to read them.

Congratulations, Quvenzhané! Continue to let your light shine and inspire young girls!

always-in-pursuit:
“ dirge-for-a-madman:
“ picsthatmakeyougohmm:
“hmmm
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If force doesn’t work, use more force.
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Agility- 0
Critical Chance- 0
Strength- 100
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always-in-pursuit:

dirge-for-a-madman:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

If force doesn’t work, use more force.

Agility- 0

Critical Chance- 0

Strength- 100

pizza-eagle:

softbarbie:

what happened to polly pocket???? is she okay??? did she die????

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Discontinued for unknown reasons

Dude, they fucking murdered her.

frowningfoxbones:

former-fatty:

dear-tumb1r:

topsiders-tanlines:

thespacemaid:

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer
- sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

robot-guts:

staurolith:

robot-guts:

robot-guts:

I have this really stupid and terrible Stolen Century headcanon that during one cycle Barry decides to grow a full beard and almost every other member of the IPRE fucking hates it. (It doesn’t look BAD, exactly, it’s just you get used to someone’s face looking a certain way once youve known them for almost a hundred years and its WEIRD)  

The crew begs him to shave it off for months. He refuses because Lup thinks it’s cute. 

Davenport: Barry, that beard is against IPRE regulation.

Barry: Since when? Merle and Magnus also have beards?  

Davenport: Since… … Uh… … … Please?


He looks over Lucretia’s shoulder and she’s drawn a little cartoony illustration of him in one of her journals and written “INCORRECT” underneath it in big block letters.


Magnus: Barry I love you and you’re my family and you’re perfect but I can’t stand your face right now and I refuse to look at it


Taako leaves a straight razor on his bed and he’s not sure if it’s a gift or a threat.


Merle: Who the fuck are you?

(No one can tell if Merle is joking.)


Lup: ♥‿♥

Sorry to hijack this and ruin it with terrible formatting but these were so good and I was inspired and had to doodle all of them:

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OH MY GOD!!  ♥ ♥ ♥

I LOVE THIS SO SO MUCH AAAHAHA

Day 9: kids
I love jude harley. hes a good boy. Langley, not so much.

Day 9: kids

I love jude harley. hes a good boy. Langley, not so much.

pinkcheesegreenghost:
“mcdonalds when rick n morty fans found out there was no meme sauce
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pinkcheesegreenghost:

mcdonalds when rick n morty fans found out there was no meme sauce

heyjealousyyy:

sinfullyselected:

taylor-tut:

sneezehq:

simlyliving:

drudragonrose:

sciencemyfiction:

cute-ass-senpai:

asking-ask:

nudeparrot:

cruciatus-animus:

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy? 

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

^^^

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

Why is this a thing like really? Homosextual people of ALL beings should understand that you like what you like and if the answer multiple choice then that’s just more love to go around non?

BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME

ALL bi people are welcome here! No exceptions.

Everyone is safe here with me <3

This makes me really sad…

… wow. :/

daily-xefros:
“-mod silver
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daily-xefros:

-mod silver