jamesroachmusic:

wait, so dammek is T pose the entire game?

larpsandtherealgirl:

crybabey:

someone sent me this and i just wanna say pull the trigger piglet

male concerns while dating: she listens to lana del rey

female concerns while dating: domestic violence is the leading cause of injury to women aged 15 to 44

sixthrock:

wearealldaisy:

Mario did it, Wario did it, thanks to Deanna Mustard it is Daisy’s turn now!

actual audio of me bursting into the room every time someone mentions video games

bioware-fanatic:

bioware-fanatic:

so i’m watching stranger things rn and honestly? bless this diner guy

why can’t i enjoy nice things

paniniprince:

on one hand he’s never been more afraid in his life. on the other, sweet hylia, its so CUTE,

i think afraid would be the appropriate response. can you imagine how furious the mother would be?

captainsnoop:

rick and morty fans wasting full tanks of gas going on these epic pilgrimages to McDonalds so that they can get specially branded promotional packets of sauce and then rioting when they couldn’t get it is just overwhelming to think about. 

if they wanted to try szechuan sauce they could have just bought it at like, walmart. or made it themselves. but no. they drove miles upon miles to special mcdonalds to get a taste of this meme condiment, because justin roiland made a joke about it in his cartoon show about a man farting in space.

for some reason, this makes me feel sorry for my mom. she raised me as best she could, but there’s no way she could have prepared me to live in a world where shit like this is a regular occurrence. nazis are running around. grown men who think they’re smart for liking a cartoon are knocking over mcdonalds because they dont have meme sauces. a cartoon supervillain is the president. she couldn’t have known. nobody could have known it would be like this. every day is a trial. 

is it possible that the world did end in 2012 and everything since has been our punishment?

snoopingasusualisee:

babylonian:

i never want to hear Banjo attempt to utter a full human sentence ever again

“duAhuger calling our COnDgOdegUH XBOX lynGLEGdIG”

gynandromorph:

identity-of-design:

156 Americans tried to draw 10 famous logos from memory.

@mysteriousjeff

i like that the walmart one had a more accurate target than target.

probablybearrpgideas:

iguanamouth:

alanaisalive:

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

oh shit

Make every mythical monster a bear in your campaign

jwblogofrandomness:

xomoodynymphetxo:

daisiesflower:

parks-and-rex:

parks-and-rex:

parks-and-rex:

parks-and-rex:

parks-and-rex:

Hey kids! You know those characters from the game you play. Come eat their flesh.

Can’t wait for the Piglette McRib.

“Fuck”

‘

“to share with Elsa and Anna”

I’m sorry but am I the only person who thought of this

This post is so wild

Those Looney Tunes meals are just the start. During the 80s Foghorn Leghorn appeared in several commercials advertising KFC of all things (as you can imagine these were very disturbing).