scraps-is-busy:

Anybody else every have a fuzzy head day? Where it feels like you’re wearing a heavy wool hat all day? So that despite how hard you try and think you’re just smashing your face into a soft hazy? That’s my day.

scraps-is-busy:

Anybody else every have a fuzzy head day? Where it feels like you’re wearing a heavy wool hat all day? So that despite how hard you try and think you’re just smashing your face into a soft hazy? That’s my day.

reperspectivity:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

…oh no

This is the IT version of the condom pinned to the ‘be safe’ note.

smashbike:

smashbike:

smashbike:

smashbike:

smashbike:

somebody gotstabbed over the rick snd morty sauce

ok so at the la mcdonalds apparently they only sent like 20 packsts of it and like the line was 2 miles long so somebody dressed as rick stabbed some guy and theres video of crowds of people chanting pickle rick and szechuan sauce and this is information from the snapchat story from the scene so i could be wrong but

ok heres a video of the szechuan sauce riot. i have not seen it bc i have to study but please review the footage

article abt the shortages / article abt crime due to the sauce / talk of suing mcdonalds

the plot thickens

McDonald’s really fucked up

shacklesburst:

higharollakockamamie:

Outer Heaven Guy: “Hey Boss, we have one more new recruit. He just needs a code name.”
Venom Snake: “I’m out.”
Outer Heaven Guy: “Huh?”
Venom Snake: “We have used every adjective and every animal. There’s no combination left.” 
Outer Heaven Guy: “No way. What about, like, Screaming Vole?”
Venom Snake: “Taken.”
Outer Heaven Guy: “Redolent Aardvark?” 
Venom Snake: “Used it.”
Outer Heaven Guy: “Defenestrator Pangolin?” 
Venom Snake: “Sentry on the third floor.” 
Outer Heaven Guy: “Dang.”
Venom Snake: “All right, let’s see…what kind of talents does he have?”
Outer Heaven Guy: “He has a gun.”
Venom Snake: “Special skills?”
Outer Heaven Guy: “He can shoot it.”
Venom Snake: “…”
Venom Snake: “(sigh)”
Outer Heaven Guy: “Look, it doesn’t really matter, right? We just have to call him something.”
Venom Snake: ”I’ll work on it.” 

Later:

Ubuntu Release Managers in 2230.

sketchiedetails:

holdonearmbar:

avagantamosthebox:

Topical Meme

A Hat in Time lead programmer was also a TF2 modder.

a TF2 modder just fucking rekt a veteran team.

this explains so much about the hat-centric gameplay

Modders have always produce better products

mojave-red:

foxyamazingoperates:

mojave-red:

40mg:

If you think about it in the shower, you’re not over it

I’m apparently not over the burning of the library at Alexandria

Is anyone truly over it?

They shouldn’t be