artttho:

adhd says i simply must yell

chefpyro:

Anyway here’s me from 2 years ago being fucking wrong

morganalefays:

I know the Geneva convention don’t exist in like the faerie realm or whatever, but sometimes I’ll look at the actions of “good guys” in a fantasy book and go like ok so this is definitely a war crime

tredlocity:

gemstone-gynoid:

chaostheory116:

transcoutf2:

i’m quitting college 2 be a point & click adventure game protagonist

I’m going to walk around saying smart-allack-y remarks about my immediate surroundings to absolutely no one.

Gonna poke everything with all the items I have in my pockets to see what I say for every combination

Gonna put everything in my pants. This pen? Pants. This rope? Pants. This ladder? Pants.

pitviperofdoom:

lordrose97:

pitviperofdoom:

ohhh man oh man when the hero’s about to sacrifice their life to save the day and their lover pulls them into a tearful goodbye kiss but PSYCH IT’S A DISTRACTION SO THEIR LOVER CAN PUSH THEM TO SAFETY AND TAKE THEIR PLACE AND MAKE THE SACRIFICE INSTEAD

It’s okay, you can say Endgame

Never saw Endgame. I was actually talking about a Darkwing Duck fanfiction.

belovedgoofball:

theminingengineer:

fuckelf:

fuckelf:

cabbagesoup1:

dude imagine if a hog saw this

wouldn’t be nearly as many mushrooms is all I’m saying

You could say they’d go Hog Wild

lycanthropelesbian:

the four horsemen of shitty nonbinary representation:

-alien with reproductive/social system entirely unlike humans

-shapeshifter who effortlessly shifts between Gender Conforming Cis Man and Gender Conforming Cis Woman

-transmisogynistic caricature

-canon but not explicit in the writing

tredlocity:

mintykiwi:

mlmpaperinik:

How did Jimmy Neutron, who is already a 3D character, end up being the worst looking character in the bunch?