flanoirbunny:

THIS IS THE DUMBEST JOKE I DON’T KNOW WHY I’M LAUGHING SO HARD AT IT

ridiculouscake:

you sure about that?

I’m pretty sure that’s alek baldwin

deducecanoe:

cj-today:

today in french we were doing an exercise on adjective forms and some of the sentences said things like “boys prefer pretty girls,” “girls prefer muscular boys,” etc. and my 40 yr old straight married professor makes an awkward face and says “ok, wow these just got weirdly heteronormative. how about you fill in the blank with whatever noun-adjective combination you want, as long as it follows correct grammar”

and the answers that we came up with were amazing.

• girls don’t prefer boys, girls prefer (fast) cars and money 
  
• boys prefer beautiful barbecues
  
• girls prefer annoying cats
• boys prefer 75 large plastic dinosaurs
• and of course: pretty girls prefer pretty girls 

so remember kids, heteronormativity doesn’t belong in the classroom but 75 large plastic dinosaurs do.

That’s a lot of plastic dinosaurs.

that’s a just right amount of plastic dinosaurs

perccyderolo:

jagoandlitefoot:

wetfruit:

I’m going to be blunt with you Mr. Car Salesman, may I call you Mr. Car Salesman? I don’t care how fast it goes, or how many horse souls you encased in the engine, I only care about the horn. Now please stop talking so I can hear this bad boy beep.

I’m on mobile so the picture isn’t loading but if it’s not griffin McElroy I’m gonna be disappointed

hardtimesnews:

“I’m gonna laugh when these flames make this apartment better. You’ll see.”

FULL STORY HERE

druid-teeth:

This scene from the latest episode of taz was SO GOOD, I needed to draw it so bad. I was originally just going to draw the two Kravitz pages but I ended up drawing the rest as well. Also I know that Magnus and Taako hadn’t technically passed into the ethereal plane when they saw Kravitz but like, artistic liberty,,,,,,, i wanted to draw it.,,,,

undercitytwerkteam:

gamer bros: let writers and game devs have the creative freedom to write whatever characters they want, it’s censorship to try and tell them what they can or should do

blizzard: uses their creative freedom to write diverse characters

gamer bros:

kazu1827:

FUN FACT in polish dub he actually said “chain me up, chain me up, chain me up, im yours” 

kingdomheartsddd:

windows-98:

I was on the computer minding my own business when I happened to glance out the window and there was Bill Gates outside hiding in the bushes watching me through a pair of binoculars

Restart your computer