Silver Tongue

whitepeopledoingdumbshit:

personsonable:

sexhaver:

“my busch lite is gone”

this video should have a million notes and a primetime emmy

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Originally posted by animatedtext

aku-no-homu:
“ clickholeofficial:
“Heartbreaking: Pope Francis Told Sylvester Stallone Over Twitter That He Did Everything He Could But Sylvester’s Going To Hell” ”

moonpaw:

Hussie isn’t fucking real vriska made him up and it’s the true author of homestuck

either way, LE caused the death of the author

skeletonkravitz:
“theyre in love
”

skeletonkravitz:

theyre in love

Receding objects in perspective.

shelbyhughesillustration:

Have you ever been trying to draw tiles on a wall or on the floor in perspective, but notice that after you’ve drawn them, they don’t look like they’re all the same shape or size? 

Well here’s a tutorial on how to fix that.

Your picture probably looks like this, right?

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Well, i’m here to tell you how to fix that…Let’s start out with your basics.


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The gray line is the horizon line, and the black dot is your horizon line. These are essential for the first steps of perspective. Without these, your perspective may turn out wonky and just not flattering to the eyes. Right now we’ll work in One point perspective.

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Now let’s pretend we’ll be drawing a hallway. Draw a vertical line where the edge of the wall is.

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Now, from the tips of the bottom and top of your wall, you’re going to need to draw a line extending all the way to the vanishing point. If you’re working in photoshop you could either use the line tool, or shift+click. If traditional, you’ll need to use a ruler.

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Now that we have the wall that’s in perspective, it’s time to draw the rest of the lines. here I’ve drawn the wall facing us that’s closest, the ceiling, the floor line, and the end of the hallway. ASSUMING that you are working in one point perspective, all vertical lines are straight and parallel to each other, and all horizontal lines are straight and parallel to each other. 

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Now here I have erased the lines that extended beyond the back wall, and found the center point of the edge of the left wall. From there, you draw an extended line just as before towards your vanishing point.

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now make a vertical line where your first “tile” is. 


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now this may be a little hard to explain. Now you’re going to draw a line coming from the corner of the wall, through the corner where your line meets the tile you just drew, and all the way to the ground line. 

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You see where these two lines meet? you’re going to draw a vertical line to the ceiling from here.

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Like so! 

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Now rinse and repeat! you should have perfectly even spaced tiles now! And if you have tiles on the ceiling

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Just draw horizontal lines connecting to the vertical lines!

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Now just erase anyhing you don’t need and…viola! Perfect tiles in perspective!!

I hope this helps!! :D


You are trapped in an elevator with the person on your lockscreen. Who is it?

kpoppreact:

Reblog with who you get stuck with~

missjamiekaye:
“oh my god they’re so cute
”

missjamiekaye:

oh my god they’re so cute

ananxiousraccoon:
“ ananxiousraccoon:
“aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
”
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ananxiousraccoon:

ananxiousraccoon:

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

punkpixieprince:
“ thelulusoldier:
“ anecdotesandelderthings:
“ d-a-f-punk:
“ lostmyvirginitytomozart:
“ t4lkn3rdyt0m3:
“This movie is the perfect example of why a bard and a rogue should never leave the party and go off on their own adventure.
”
Uh,...

punkpixieprince:

thelulusoldier:

anecdotesandelderthings:

d-a-f-punk:

lostmyvirginitytomozart:

t4lkn3rdyt0m3:

This movie is the perfect example of why a bard and a rogue should never leave the party and go off on their own adventure.

Uh, this movie is a perfect example of why a bard and a rogue should absolutely leave the party and have their own adventure

Minor quibble: one of them took enough levels in ranger to get an animal companion

I would generally argue that Altivo is a player character (probably a druid) but Animal Friendship is a lvl 1 bard spell. Miquel might have just rolled really well. 

Or the horse is actually a player character too

#of course miguel rolled well they have loaded dice (x)

A Friendly Reminder

thetimelordwizard:

pilgrimkitty:

wait-till-they-hear-about-this:

damionaerynstarr:

wait-till-they-hear-about-this:

- Deadpool is insecure
- Deadpool has chronic pain
- Deadpool is submissive in bed
- Deadpool is pansexual
- Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips
- Deadpool is a blonde
- Deadpool’s initials are WWW
- Deadpool had an abusive father
- Deadpool’s mother died from cancer
- Deadpool fell in love with a teenager
- Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her
- Deadpool had a daughter
- Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful
- Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine
- Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids
- Deadpool is good with kids
- Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong
- Deadpool hates himself
- Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting
- Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead
- Deadpool reads his own comics

Conclusion:
Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.

Let’s not forget:

- Deadpool knows sign language
- Deadpool took a bullet for Hawkeye because Clint can’t regenerate but he can
- Deadpool has tried to kill himself numerous times before
- Deadpool turned his back on DEATH ITSELF to help his fellow inmates escape The Farm
- Deadpool spent months trying to save Cable
- Deadpool was in turn saved by Cable numerous times
- Seriously, freaking Jesus-messiah-complex Cable saw something in Deadpool worth saving
- Deadpool is a beautiful, wonderfully complex character that I will fight to protect

- Deadpool and Cable refer to the end of their friendship as “our divorce”
- Deadpool bought diapers for Hope
- Deadpool has a dog
- Deadpool didn’t become like his dad
- Deadpool is a good person

- Deadpool spends all his money on ammo and pain meds 
- Deadpool is broke 75% of the time 
- Deadpool tells kids that he’s Spider-Man

- Deadpool refused to look at Spider-Man’s face when he swapped costumes with him because “bros don’t out bros”
- Deadpool did work in the Spider-Man suit, but REFUSED TO KILL while wearing the Spider-Man suit because Peter wouldn’t have killed and he didn’t want Peter’s rep to be linked to murder.

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