Silver Tongue

thelovelybones124:

kaiiwooo:

westafricanman:

well i’ll be damned

welp

SHE DID THAT !

ithelpstodream:

anti-capitalistlesbianwitch:

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Why men will never understand what it’s like to be female, in one perfect tweet

Brie Larson: I merely smiled at a TSA agent and he asked for me phone number. To live life as a woman is to live life on the defense.

Amelia Ghoulpin: I once had a TSA agent tell, me he was memorising my address on my ID so he could send me flowers.

Nodogbite: Oh no, not flowers. How awful.

Amelia Ghoulpin: Men like this think flowers are the problem and conveniently skip over the part where a stranger in a position of power is taking my address.

Nodogbite: Now let’s watch how many women (and other genders) agree with me

Amelia Ghoulpin: Then you’ll have no problem proving your point by sending your address over

Nodogbite: Are you threatening me with violence?

classic

shawnhenryspencer:

betazeds:

shawnhenryspencer:

shawnhenryspencer:

betazeds:

shawnhenryspencer:

do you think vampires and werewolves are an exclusively human phenomenon or are there dwarfish werewolves and elvish vamps and shit??

would you fucking go to bed

*griffin voice* come plaaaaaay with me in this spaaaace

centaurs but the human part is a dragonborn

mermaids but the human part is an orc

HOBBIT ZOMBIES

i’m coming to your house and turning off your wifi

it’s a new month I have data for days bitch

rohantrash:
“This is the fuckin funniest thing I’ve read all day
”

rohantrash:

This is the fuckin funniest thing I’ve read all day

brainstatic:

PC culture is making life harder for incredibly unfunny comedians, and for that alone we owe it thanks. 

thewinterwulf:
“I’m in the middle of redesigning my Taako so here’s a filler Taako in it’s place!!
”

thewinterwulf:

I’m in the middle of redesigning my Taako so here’s a filler Taako in it’s place!!

thatwriterchickyouknow:

forged-in-black-ink:

goddessartemys:

Dear authors: you have to learn the difference between a bad boy and a bastard abuser.

Um, yes.

For those of you who are confused:

Bad boy: probably poor, doesn’t follow rules because he thinks they are harmful or stifling (”I can’t sit there all day when teachers don’t give a shit if I learn or not”), outbursts are at injustices, fights to defend (”leave them alone/you’re hurting this place leave!”)

Bastard abuser: probably middle class or higher, doesn’t follow rules because he think’s he’s above them (”school is a waste of time I can learn what I need to from books”), outbursts are about things not going the way he wants them, fights to prove superiority or lay claim (”stay off my turf/away from my girl!”)

lambrini-socialism:
“I forgot my friend’s mama calls her two dogs her furries and just nearly had a heart attack.
”

lambrini-socialism:

I forgot my friend’s mama calls her two dogs her furries and just nearly had a heart attack.

jitterbugjive:
“Saw an old ask where Jewel was wearing a really nice looking dress but it was only for one post, so I drew the whole thing~
”

jitterbugjive:

Saw an old ask where Jewel was wearing a really nice looking dress but it was only for one post, so I drew the whole thing~